"Elon Musk: 'How much to buy Ryanair? Put a REAL Ryan in charge!' π
EU reality check: Airlines must be majority-owned & controlled by EU citizens. Elon (US/SA/Canada citizen) can't take control without losing the operating license.
He'd face:Strict foreign ownership caps (max ~49%)
Irish Aviation Authority scrutiny (passport checks, beneficial owners)
Risk of license revocation if non-EU stake too high
Plus Ryanair's voting restrictions on non-EU sharesβno board power for him.
Bro tried to buy Twitter easy; EU skies? Nah, that's protected airspace. O'Leary wins by default. π·"
#ElonVsRyanair #EUAirlineRules #StarlinkFail
https://t.co/Hom1j9ZyDe
Post 1/5
Trump's out here bragging he "ended eight wars" like he's the discount-bin Marvel heroβcape made of tariffs, powers: "rapid order" vibes and saving "10 million imaginary lives" in India-Pakistan (India: "We didn't even talk to you"). Bro, your list is faker than a $3 bill... #TrumpWarsMyth #NobelSnub #TrumpNobelTantrum #GreenlandGrab #FakePeacemaker #NobelPeaceAward #DonaldTrump #GreenlandIsNotForSale @realDonaldTrump #Greenland #GreenlandNotForSale #Europe #NobelPrize
"Elon Musk: 'How much to buy Ryanair? Put a REAL Ryan in charge!' π
EU reality check: Airlines must be majority-owned & controlled by EU citizens. Elon (US/SA/Canada citizen) can't take control without losing the operating license.
He'd face:Strict foreign ownership caps (max ~49%)
Irish Aviation Authority scrutiny (passport checks, beneficial owners)
Risk of license revocation if non-EU stake too high
Plus Ryanair's voting restrictions on non-EU sharesβno board power for him.
Bro tried to buy Twitter easy; EU skies? Nah, that's protected airspace. O'Leary wins by default. π·"
#ElonVsRyanair #EUAirlineRules #StarlinkFail
https://t.co/Hom1j9ZyDe
1/ Elon Musk vs Ryanair: billionaire man-child vs Europe's most ruthless penny-pincher.
O'Leary: "Starlink? Nah, your antenna adds drag, burns extra fuel, costs us millions. Our 45-min hops don't need your space internet."
Elon: "You're an utter idiot. Fire him. π€‘"
Savage level: expert.
@Ryanair@elonmusk
#Ryanair #ryanrichards #elon #RyanairRoast #StarlinkDrama
1/ Elon Musk vs Ryanair: billionaire man-child vs Europe's most ruthless penny-pincher.
O'Leary: "Starlink? Nah, your antenna adds drag, burns extra fuel, costs us millions. Our 45-min hops don't need your space internet."
Elon: "You're an utter idiot. Fire him. π€‘"
Savage level: expert.
@Ryanair@elonmusk
#Ryanair #ryanrichards #elon #RyanairRoast #StarlinkDrama
1/ Elon Musk vs Ryanair: billionaire man-child vs Europe's most ruthless penny-pincher.
O'Leary: "Starlink? Nah, your antenna adds drag, burns extra fuel, costs us millions. Our 45-min hops don't need your space internet."
Elon: "You're an utter idiot. Fire him. π€‘"
Savage level: expert.
@Ryanair@elonmusk
#Ryanair #ryanrichards #elon #RyanairRoast #StarlinkDrama
Post 1/5
Trump's out here bragging he "ended eight wars" like he's the discount-bin Marvel heroβcape made of tariffs, powers: "rapid order" vibes and saving "10 million imaginary lives" in India-Pakistan (India: "We didn't even talk to you"). Bro, your list is faker than a $3 bill... #TrumpWarsMyth #NobelSnub #TrumpNobelTantrum #GreenlandGrab #FakePeacemaker #NobelPeaceAward #DonaldTrump #GreenlandIsNotForSale @realDonaldTrump #Greenland #GreenlandNotForSale #Europe #NobelPrize
Post 4/5 (Obama contrast + closing burn):
Obama got it for hope & change; Trump wants it for hype, cope, and now straight threats. If whining for a medal while risking trade wars on pasta/wine counts as peacemaking, I deserve one for not rage-quitting coffee every morning. Next he'll claim he ended the Cold War... retroactively... via ghost call to Gorbachev. π
Post 4/5
Obama got it for hope & change; Trump wants it for hype, cope, and now straight threats. If whining for a medal while risking trade wars on pasta/wine counts as peacemaking, I deserve one for not rage-quitting coffee every morning. Next he'll claim he ended the Cold War... retroactively... via ghost call to Gorbachev. π
1/ Elon Musk vs Ryanair: billionaire man-child vs Europe's most ruthless penny-pincher.
O'Leary: "Starlink? Nah, your antenna adds drag, burns extra fuel, costs us millions. Our 45-min hops don't need your space internet."
Elon: "You're an utter idiot. Fire him. π€‘"
Savage level: expert.
@Ryanair@elonmusk
#Ryanair #ryanrichards #elon #RyanairRoast #StarlinkDrama
1/ Elon Musk vs Ryanair: billionaire man-child vs Europe's most ruthless penny-pincher.
O'Leary: "Starlink? Nah, your antenna adds drag, burns extra fuel, costs us millions. Our 45-min hops don't need your space internet."
Elon: "You're an utter idiot. Fire him. π€‘"
Savage level: expert.
@Ryanair@elonmusk
#Ryanair #ryanrichards #elon #RyanairRoast #StarlinkDrama