Snake Man

freak He/him

[Snake Man @CodeineSnake]

@Nate_Tice Which position would be most effective if the player was invisible? He's invisible to both teams but the ball would still be visible in their hands.

[matt @4000skulls]

Gotta stay off the For You page dude

[Snake Man @CodeineSnake]

@Dunk_Tank Darkest Dungeon behavior

[🔧abbie🔪 @digrupert]

a young messmer pre impaler

[Snake Man @CodeineSnake]

@WorldWideWob Hang on, I think they are addressing it

[Snake Man @CodeineSnake]

In 25 years, historians are going to be confused why I had so few followers (they're wrong)

[Snake Man @CodeineSnake]

Charging my penis up for my big attack

[Snake Man @CodeineSnake]

Got so good at sucking cock I destabilized the local economy

[Snake Man @CodeineSnake]

@perripino No dude. He died

[Rights To Ricky Sanchez Podcast @RTRSPodcast]

Abbie (@digrupert) has designed a Duck The Tax shirt that drops tomorrow morning in the newsletter.

[Snake Man @CodeineSnake]

Sorry I didn't respond to your text, I've been crying

[Snake Man @CodeineSnake]

@MattHarmon_BYB Need the spreadsheet

[Snake Man @CodeineSnake]

Free name: John Penis

[Snake Man @CodeineSnake]

Shit so small she'd rather ride my bush

[Snake Man @CodeineSnake]

My best posts all come when I have a fever

[Snake Man @CodeineSnake]

No one is buying my detailed explanation of why "that stuff" in the toilet isn't a load of my cum

[Snake Man @CodeineSnake]

My screen play about a man trying to get to work but running into increasingly zany roadblocks keeps getting rejected because I refuse to change his name from John Penis

[Snake Man @CodeineSnake]

@6abc Get these guys some wires

[Snake Man @CodeineSnake]

Designing a device that uses my balls as a speedbag

[Snake Man @CodeineSnake]

Thought we had it today. Alas, the hunt continues

[Snake Man @CodeineSnake]

I'm not giving up on my break the ice self suck joke. I'm so close to landing it