— 𝗡𝗢𝗧 𝗔 𝗙𝗘𝗗

Legally required to inform you of DARK THEMES AHEAD. PARODY.

[— 𝗡𝗢𝗧 𝗔 𝗙𝗘𝗗 @CODENAMESHOE]

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❝ 𝗪𝗵𝗮𝘁'𝘀 𝗮 '𝘃𝗼𝘁𝗲𝗿 𝘀𝘂𝗽𝗽𝗿𝗲𝘀𝘀𝗶𝗼𝗻'? ❞
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𝗝𝗨𝗡𝗘 𝗟𝗔𝗣𝗜𝗡𝗘, 𝘤𝘢𝘯𝘪𝘥𝘢𝘵𝘦 𝘧𝘰𝘳
𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘎𝘰𝘷𝘦𝘳𝘯𝘰𝘳𝘴𝘩𝘪𝘱 𝘰𝘧 𝘕𝘦𝘸 𝘠𝘰𝘳𝘬.
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[— 𝘖𝘜𝘛 𝘖𝘍 𝘠𝘖𝘜𝘙 𝘓𝘌𝘈𝘎𝘜𝘌 @SWEETTlTS]

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𝘩𝘦𝘩𝘦𝘩𝘦 —

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[— 𝗡𝗢𝗧 𝗔 𝗙𝗘𝗗 @CODENAMESHOE]

what else do people want?

[— 𝗡𝗢𝗧 𝗔 𝗙𝗘𝗗 @CODENAMESHOE]

looking stupid for men is my favorite pastime.

[— 𝗡𝗢𝗧 𝗔 𝗙𝗘𝗗 @CODENAMESHOE]

don’t say that it gets me wet.

[— 𝗡𝗢𝗧 𝗔 𝗙𝗘𝗗 @CODENAMESHOE]

never been this giddy to throat dick.

[— 𝗡𝗢𝗧 𝗔 𝗙𝗘𝗗 @CODENAMESHOE]

@VaimpirOfEire LOTS of chocolate.

that’s important.

[— 𝗡𝗢𝗧 𝗔 𝗙𝗘𝗗 @CODENAMESHOE]

noooo but you could put whipped cream and peppermint sprinkles on it.

lots of chocolate sauce.

[— 𝗡𝗢𝗧 𝗔 𝗙𝗘𝗗 @CODENAMESHOE]

only if you have a fireplace, need the sloppy to be festive.

[— 𝗡𝗢𝗧 𝗔 𝗙𝗘𝗗 @CODENAMESHOE]

@THEPRODUXER 📲

> then deal.

[— 𝗡𝗢𝗧 𝗔 𝗙𝗘𝗗 @CODENAMESHOE]

@THEPRODUXER 📲

> pay for my ticket

[— 𝗡𝗢𝗧 𝗔 𝗙𝗘𝗗 @CODENAMESHOE]

@THEPRODUXER 📲

> lose my number please

[— 𝗡𝗢𝗧 𝗔 𝗙𝗘𝗗 @CODENAMESHOE]

sucking your dick on accident.

[— 𝗡𝗢𝗧 𝗔 𝗙𝗘𝗗 @CODENAMESHOE]

https://t.co/79RiTwm0Ss

[— 𝗡𝗢𝗧 𝗔 𝗙𝗘𝗗 @CODENAMESHOE]

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❝ 𝘐'𝘔 𝘛𝘞𝘌𝘌𝘛𝘐𝘕𝘎 𝘛𝘏𝘌 𝘍𝘉𝘐. ❞
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𝗝𝗨𝗡𝗘 𝗟𝗔𝗣𝗜𝗡𝗘, 𝗗𝗦 𝗢𝗣𝗘𝗥𝗔𝗧𝗜𝗩𝗘.

[— 𝗡𝗢𝗧 𝗔 𝗙𝗘𝗗 @CODENAMESHOE]

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❝ 𝗪𝗵𝗮𝘁'𝘀 𝗮 '𝘃𝗼𝘁𝗲𝗿 𝘀𝘂𝗽𝗽𝗿𝗲𝘀𝘀𝗶𝗼𝗻'? ❞
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𝗝𝗨𝗡𝗘 𝗟𝗔𝗣𝗜𝗡𝗘, 𝘤𝘢𝘯𝘪𝘥𝘢𝘵𝘦 𝘧𝘰𝘳
𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘎𝘰𝘷𝘦𝘳𝘯𝘰𝘳𝘴𝘩𝘪𝘱 𝘰𝘧 𝘕𝘦𝘸 𝘠𝘰𝘳𝘬.
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[— 𝗡𝗢𝗧 𝗔 𝗙𝗘𝗗 @CODENAMESHOE]

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A string of political ads hit New York’s busy streets this morning, presenting the debut of the most PUNCHABLE politician ever.

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[— 𝗡𝗢𝗧 𝗔 𝗙𝗘𝗗 @CODENAMESHOE]

@THEPRODUXER 📲

> yuh-huh?

[— @THEPRODUXER]

@papalsimp @CODENAMESHOE I bet she hates you

[— 𝗡𝗢𝗧 𝗔 𝗙𝗘𝗗 @CODENAMESHOE]

‘Shuwu’ is not funny or clever.

[— 𝗡𝗢𝗧 𝗔 𝗙𝗘𝗗 @CODENAMESHOE]

I don’t think you guys know what jailbait is ..

[— 𝗡𝗢𝗧 𝗔 𝗙𝗘𝗗 @CODENAMESHOE]

i’m going to bring back vampire hunting.