The Only One Borat

Long live J2EE. It sails ships. Is good.

[The Only One Borat @CodeOneBorat]

And make developer evangelists jobless. Vlad is approved.

[JBaruch 🎩 @jbaruch]

1) don't do pointless 101 demos, provide useful information instead.

[The Only One Borat @CodeOneBorat]

Wanted to go to #VenkatConf but is hear it's friends and family only

[The Only One Borat @CodeOneBorat]

Yes Matthew, but is need a Getter!

[The Only One Borat @CodeOneBorat]

Is look like #scala finally hit mainstream

[The Only One Borat @CodeOneBorat]

Is found 10x engineers. They real. #10xEngineer

[The Only One Borat @CodeOneBorat]

Is find the best motivational Java speaker @myfear

[The Only One Borat @CodeOneBorat]

Is take so long to rename b/c rename is handle by JSF monolith here on Twitter. Is what Vlad (and Jack) saying.

[The Only One Borat @CodeOneBorat]

Long live JavaOne(Borat). It sailed ships. Was good. New amazings ahead!

[The Only One Borat @CodeOneBorat]

Is not sure if it's Uber driver farting like crazy or San Francisco stinking like shit right now. #CodeOne

[The Only One Borat @CodeOneBorat]

Is sad #JavaOne is now #CodeOne... Is suggesting speaker can code.

As Azamat Technologies Evangelist is can only do mazing helloworlds microservices. Maybe Vlad is use #JerkinsX to build better apps.

[The Only One Borat @CodeOneBorat]

Here's #CodeOne question from Vlad. Help us make our session great! And nice.

[The Only One Borat @CodeOneBorat]

Is remember times when #Java was still cool, movies is send in DVD from #Netflix and uploading to #YouTube was by sending DVD by post. Is when Servlets were scalable. As was application server. Vlad is cry from nostalgic.

[The Only One Borat @CodeOneBorat]

Is coming home from #JavaOne. Java is everywhere!

[The Only One Borat @CodeOneBorat]

Is #JavaOne stop. If you want to drink with Vlad(s) next year don't miss @jPrimeConf! Amazings! https://t.co/tBruWVFIw9

[JPrime Conference @jPrimeConf]

Aaaand the jPrime 2018 CFP is now open

https://t.co/4LD8SkSlPS

Java prime time in Sofia on 29 and 30 May 2018

[The Only One Borat @CodeOneBorat]

Vlad is say woke up this night sweating and screaming "Who is Werner Keil?!" Is must be reading Jcp ballots last night in bed. #JavaOne

[The Only One Borat @CodeOneBorat]

Is #JavaOne big time hangovers after #PartyOne. Vlad is ask what is new in Java8 but...

[The Only One Borat @CodeOneBorat]

@BrianGoetz Now imagining him talking after inhaling helium. Vlad is cry laughing.

[The Only One Borat @CodeOneBorat]

@BrianGoetz He definitely practicing to Eminem

[The Only One Borat @CodeOneBorat]

This @BrianGoetz guy is speed talking. Can be rapper. #JavaOne