Steve without a 5

Ain't no CodeRockstar.

[Paw @luckymarmot]

Green Friday 🌳 This year, we're making a #BlackFriday offer that fights #ClimateCrisis 🌍 Following the recommendations from @founderspledge, we're supporting @GoodFoodInst and @rfnations
https://t.co/ZoT360vEYi

[Steve without a 5 @CodeRoadie]

I wonder if @bostonchamber knows that @Global_Capacity stores user passwords as plain text #NotSecure

[Steve without a 5 @CodeRoadie]

I wonder if @Metro_Chamber knows that @Global_Capacity stores user passwords insecurely as plain text.

[Steve without a 5 @CodeRoadie]

Shocked to learn that @Global_Capacity stores user account passwords in plain text #NotSecure

[Steve without a 5 @CodeRoadie]

Did anyone else uninstall #AirBnB app after reading about this? https://t.co/g4CxuHK7BZ

[Steve without a 5 @CodeRoadie]

Moleskine notebook in the washer doesn’t just get soggy, it disintegrates. Wish I didn’t learn this the way I did.

[Steve without a 5 @CodeRoadie]

What Xcode says: “Attempting to fix issue…”
What Xcode does: #CRASH

[Onion Flavored Rings @onionflavored]

OFR = worse than Discount http://t.co/onnTFUObSz

[Steve without a 5 @CodeRoadie]

@mightyjune I wish!

[Steve @SolemnOaf]

The best thing about the wretched Roland-Garros 2013 app by Orange is the hilarious 1-star reviews on the App Store.

[Steve without a 5 @CodeRoadie]

The construction around my house seems to consist of a single enormous truck driving around the block all day. Backwards.

[Steve @SolemnOaf]

A bunch of my politically oriented books just fell off the end of the shelf for #literally leaning too far to the left.

[Steve without a 5 @CodeRoadie]

Eating my way through the presidents, cookie by cookie. They taste educational!

[Steve without a 5 @CodeRoadie]

Those giant Samsung phones are a real boon for iPhone owners already tired of doing Windows tech support for all their relatives.

[Steve without a 5 @CodeRoadie]

Any pizzeria good enough for Vanilla Ice is good enough for me.

[Steve without a 5 @CodeRoadie]

If you don't hate #Xcode at least a little, you're not a real Mac or iOS developer.

[Steve @SolemnOaf]

I like mushrooms, in spite of sounding like places to feed slop to babies.

[Steve @SolemnOaf]

Always good with packaging, @21stAmendment knocks it out of the park with new barley-wine Lower De Boom.

[Steve without a 5 @CodeRoadie]

@punchlinesf @JenKirkman 415.397.7573 for tix

[Steve @SolemnOaf]

Going through browser windows closing no longer relevant tabs and rearranging others, a process I hereby dub #browsekeeping.