Code Yellow Memes

clinically depressed clinic receptionist ✌ MA student ✌ He/Him ✌ the final boss before you get your lisinopril refill ✌ #medtwitter

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reception and phones are no longer able to pass on test results (even normal ones) so when patients call I just have to sit there like

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the surgical mask box seeing me come back for the 56749393rd time because none of my ambulatory covid patients thought to wear a face covering

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Mental Health First Aid training today.

Presenter: Does anyone know someone with depression?

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had a patient ask me to pray for their procedure to go well

you're seeing a physician's assistant to remove an ingrown toenail and I have to go call a pharmacy to explain how Mexican surnames work for the 85th time

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Doc: Your dizziness might be from something you're taking. Try to figure out what it is.

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@callie_mt I better get a sticker this time

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watching the patient "having a seizure" announce loudly that they're "having a seizure" in my waiting room

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@callie_mt I once walked across the street after donating plasma to go grab some groceries and ended up passing out in a Wal-Mart, which is not on my top 5 places to pass out

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@codebluememes i get excited when it's arm board time

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me: H-
Triwest Insurance Rep: "Good morning you spineless piece of flesh, how can I help you dishonor your ancestors today"
me: "Can I have a preauthorization"
Triwest: "CaN I hAve a pReAuThorizatIon"
me: "...so our fax number is-"
Triwest: "fuck you"

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Hug your babies tight.

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the worst part about HIPAA is not being able to make fun of patients with stupid names outside of work

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"haha let me just call medicare real quick"

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@KBrookeGolisch grab a coffee stirrer and a saline bag becomes a capri sun real quick

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why are the teletubbies succeptable to disease

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@Unkle_K me watching my MA's status swap to "away" as I ask them about MMR boosters

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That must be very frustrating and I apologize for the inconvenience but if you follow through on your plans to strangle me with my retractable key badge you're never going to get your lisinopril

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patient: "I was gonna do XYZ but the doctor said I shouldn't."
me, who does XYZ:

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@codebluememes fun life hack: your front desk can function as an MA if you aren't bothered by the fact that they don't know how to do anything

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patient: can I get a med refill
me: when was the last time you were seen
patient: