Horse of Duty

Flank the enemy? I say neigh.

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I WONDER IF BATTLEFIELD HARDLINE WILL HAVE HORSES. HORSE COPS ARE AWESOME. #LONGARMOFTHELAW #BATTLEFIELDHARDLINE

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BLAZING SADDLES WAS A REALLY GOOD MOVIE. #TWOHOOVESUP

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@collarduty FLEAS, MOTHERFUCKER.

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WHO THE FUCK NEEDS DOGS WHEN YOU CAN HAVE A HORSE?

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SEARCHING NETFLIX FOR DOCUMENTARIES ABOUT HOW GLUE IS MADE. PEOPLE NEED TO KNOW THE TRUTH. #HORSETAG

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#HORSETAG

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PARODY ACCOUNTS ARE IDIOTIC. YOU'RE NOT FOOLING ANYONE. TELL YOUR OWN JOKES. STAY GOLD, PONYBOY.

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JUST GOT BACK FROM E3. MY HOOVES ARE KILLING ME.

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WHERE ARE THE HORSES. WHAT HAPPENED TO THE HORSES. #E3 #COD #BLACKOPS2

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WAIT, DON'T EAT THE HORSES, YOU SICK BASTARD. YOU KNOW WHAT I MEANT.

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MANY HORSES HAVE FALLEN FOR YOU TO BBQ TODAY. REMEMBER THEM. #MEMORIALDAY

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CALL IT BLUNT TRAUMA, I SMOKE HAY BY THE BALE, CHRISTIAN PLAYS THE BAT LIKE I ROCK THE OREGON TRAIL. #HORSERAP

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THAT AMALUR GAME HAD SOME SEXY HORSES IN IT, TOO. JUST SAYING. #SADDLEUP

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DON'T FORGET TO GET BACK ON THE HORSE. GATES WILL OPEN FOR YOU. #38STUDIOS #38JOBS

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I'VE BEEN AWAY FROM TWITTER FOR A FEW DAYS, SICK. MY VOICE HAS BEEN HOARSE. THAT'S NOT A JOKE, ASSHOLE.

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@Nintendo_Legend I APPRECIATE YOUR CANDOR.

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@Nintendo_Legend SURELY YOU UNDERSTAND MY FRUSTRATION WITH THE MISTREATMENT OF HORSES IN YOUR PRECIOUS ENTERTAINMENT.

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JOUST FOR NES IS A BUNCH OF HORSESHIT. WHO THE HELL RIDES AN OSTRICH WHILE JOUSTING?

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I BETTER GET HORSE ARMOR.

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IT HAS BEEN BROUGHT TO MY ATTENTION THAT THE LACK OF HORSES IN 2025 MAY BE A METAPHOR FOR THE MIDDLE EAST CONFLICT.