Fabian Lange

performance improver, happy coder, geek. Advisor @Dash0HQ Founder @InstanaHQ - @JavaOneConf rockstar speaker. Author and open source contributor.

[Fabian Lange @CodingFabian]

@levelsio the reason you built hotelist is the reason I use it. Its fantastic. I have stayed at two properties in Mauritius and the 8.6 is worlds better than the 8.5. If you are interested in knowing why and tweaking your algorithm, DM me. Obrigado!

[Fabian Lange @CodingFabian]

I think its crazy humans figured out a way to double the lifespan of cats. As cat lover I approve.

[Fabian Lange @CodingFabian]

@levelsio using https://t.co/lBL5xIivo9 is amazing experience. It's exactly what I was looking for for years. You built it. Thank you. Can you please add textual price&rating filters, the sliders are fiddly and hard to reset.

[Fabian Lange @CodingFabian]

Endgame for Image Gen AI is world maps with anything on top based of geographic locations. Which AI actually produces sensible results?

[Fabian Lange @CodingFabian]

Tried to make a @meta account today. To run an ad campaign. Immediately after signup i got disabled for violating something. Crazy. Maybe it’s suspicious I didn’t make a FB for 20 years 🤣

[Fabian Lange @CodingFabian]

How to people target software developers in Instagram? Interests "Software Development" brings 80% non devs. "Github" seems to at least target 50%. Targeting "Male" seems to at least include 20% "Female" - I am surprised its that bad.

[Fabian Lange @CodingFabian]

Outage after outage. @clerk is a liability.

[Fabian Lange @CodingFabian]

@WilliamShatner @elonmusk Almost sounds like the constant Elon sends money scam. But I do trust the ethics of a starfleet captain.

[Fabian Lange @CodingFabian]

I wonder what would make Microsoft believe the company is real? DUNS, EIN, Certificate of Incorporation, Delaware online registry, Tax filings, Bank Statements, all have been rejected by the system so far. We truly have arrived in the age of AI shittification.

[Fabian Lange @CodingFabian]

@Airport_FRA Ja. Keiner von den 4 konnte den Drucker resetten oder den Automaten zur Annahme bewegen. Als IT ler verkaufe ich Euch gerne Beratung warum das nicht funktionierte. Aber so werden eure PAX nicht happy

[Fabian Lange @CodingFabian]

@Airport_FRA wenn die Quick-drop Automaten so schlecht sind sollten die Floorwalker auch Probleme lösen können statt nur mit den Schultern zu zucken.

[Fabian Lange @CodingFabian]

@discord Crazy how much spam, scam and phishing there is on a post like this.

[Fabian Lange @CodingFabian]

Hey @discord - after clicking the email verification link my account was immediately suspended for alleged toe violation. how can I get this fixed?

[Fabian Lange @CodingFabian]

When did fiverr become a "whats your budget?" platform? I am literally requesting a service for a price that you advertise.

[Fabian Lange @CodingFabian]

@levelsio That’s effectively a misto quente

[Fabian Lange @CodingFabian]

I want Apple Intelligence to pick the best 3 pictures out of 50 almost identical ones. Yet they demo at the store how to use speech to text to invoke ChatGPT to make an email sound more professional…

[Dash0 @dash0hq]

KubeCon NA 2025 is almost nigh upon us. And with it come the first two Agent0 MtG cards: The Seeker and the Oracle.

In Dash0, the Seeker is the Agentic SRE: it troubleshoots issues for and with you. In MtG, the Seeker is a creature that hunts down anomalies, helping you quickly get to the tools you need on the battlefield. Since anomalies are chaotic and deal (monetary, mental, and emotional) damage, they are clearly red. And what better than a Blue card to fight off Red shenanigans?

The Oracle in Dash0 explains and formulates complex queries for you, avoiding your confusion and the bad feeling that comes with it. In MtG, the Oracle is here to help withstand damage, giving you back life (health points in MtG) every time your opponent draws cards. And when you go above the 20 life you start the game with, it starts making your Artifact Creatures stronger, which of course include all the Agent0 Agentic AIs.

Playing the Seeker and the Oracle costs two island (blue) and two plains (white) mana, respectively. But we replaced those symbols with the icons associated with the Seeker and Oracle inside Dash0.

The power level of these cards is off the charts. This is how we feel about Agent0 in general, because nobody says you should play fair against issues in your applications. If you would like a copy of these cards, find us this week at the Dash0 Booth (710). We will be the folks dressed in the red overalls who are very passionate about observability. You cannot miss us.

[Fabian Lange @CodingFabian]

@brankopetric00 Missed out on @dash0hq - maybe next time

[Fabian Lange @CodingFabian]

iOS is great at keeping apps updated. You go to the App Store, 0 updates pending. You pull down to refresh: 6239 apps requiring update

[Fabian Lange @CodingFabian]

The GMail Package AI has been wrong every time so far