Cody Farkas

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I agree kids shouldn't be eating tide pods....But also, maybe don't make them look like candy

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When your right next to a tractor trailer on the highway and they throw on their blinker to get into your lane

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Like most people, I listen to Mariah Carey and Michael buble for about 2 weeks out of the year

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I'm finding the louder I play music in my car, the better my voice sounds

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Just ate half this cookie before realizing the baking paper was stuck to the bottom

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@alexa_wojo @sydneylauzier Is she tho

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I'm glad I'm not the only one who gets Anne frank and Helen Keller confused

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Shit just ask me I'll tell ya https://t.co/a07XTRocCc

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It's not rocket science. https://t.co/MFFiGm8gHD

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HAVANA OONANA

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Boss just discovered emojis

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Now I know how spongebob felt

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@sydneylauzier 😍😍

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Kids these days need to stop getting hooked on drugs and start getting hooked on phonics

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It's real

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Crying, acceptable only at funerals and the Grand Canyon - Ron Swanson

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For a while there as a kid, I was convinced it was "Disnep"

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Listening to ed sheeran's new album like, who hurt you ed....who hurt you

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Who's the douchebag at the lamp factory that keeps making them so you have to click the thing twice before they turn on

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Why is it that when we text someone we don't know very well, we use an absurd amount of exclamation points