Cody Empkey

• @texastech alum • 2014 Intramural Kickball Champion • Former toddler • 2006 Time Magazine Person of the Year (look it up. it’s true)

[Cody Empkey @CodyEmpkey]

Yesterday was the 3 year mark since my wonderful mother had her surgery. By far the strongest person I know!

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@ktfuntweets That’s definitely rabies

[Cody Empkey @CodyEmpkey]

@TTUHoopsFans Ya got got

[staysaasy @staysaasy]

Whatever happened to dandruff?

When I was 12 the about 99% of the world’s concerns were related to dandruff.

Dandruff commercials non-stop.

White flakes on black shirts. Constantly.

If you didn’t get your dandruff under control they shipped you out to a hard labor camp where they only gave people dirty bread and dirty water.

Not only has dandruff completely cleared from public dialogue, I don’t even see evidence of dandruff existing in genpop.

I had a friend in high school who would shake his dandruff on one of the black top science desks and would chop it up like cocaine.

His shirt always looked like a snow globe.

What happened to dandruff. We have to figure it out before we forget it ever existed.

[Cody Empkey @CodyEmpkey]

@SidelineProv Maybe because we aren’t playing them this year? Obviously they don’t plan on making it to the conference championship game.

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@MCamerlengo Hall of Frame

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@ktfuntweets “I’m not actually a cat”

[Merriam-Webster @MerriamWebster]

We hold these views to be self-evident...

[6ɪx✦ @ok6ixx]

So my dad has been ending every phone call with "stay dangerous" instead of "goodbye" for like six months now. We all thought he was just being a weird dad. Turns out he's been mishearing the ending of a podcast he listens to. The host says "stay curious" but my dad is slightly deaf in one ear. He's been going around telling his coworkers, my grandmother, and apparently his DOCTOR to "stay dangerous" this entire time. My mom only found out because his doctor called to check if everything was okay at home. My dad has now decided he likes his version better and refuses to stop. Yesterday he told a nun to stay dangerous.

[Bobby Belt @BobbyBeltTX]

I still don't understand how Cincinnati has skated in all of this.

Can full of gas and a handful of matches...

[Cody Empkey @CodyEmpkey]

@DoughGoesIn Ted Cruz is at Georgia now?

[Cody Empkey @CodyEmpkey]

I wouldn’t say Lubbock and San Antonio are “near” each other, but that’s just me….

[Variety @Variety]

CBS News has terminated “60 Minutes” veteran Scott Pelley after the journalist and executives felt they could not find a way to work together.

The move comes after a heated public argument Monday between Pelley and Nick Bilton, the former tech journalist installed last week by editorial chief Bari Weiss. https://t.co/wXXBSSZyKv

[Joey McGuire 🌵 @JoeyMcGuireTTU]

So proud of this team! Coach Glasco his staff and the players have made all of West Texas proud! Now let’s go finish this thing off!!! #WreckEm

[Texas Tech Red Raiders @TechAthletics]

Only one thing left to do.

[Cody Empkey @CodyEmpkey]

@regineelise All the praise to her

And Gerry know his players. He presses buttons that they don’t even know are there.

The man is playing chess while everyone else plays checkers.

[Michael Crabtree @KingCrab15]

Let’s go! @TexasTechSB #wreckem

[Big 12 Conference @Big12Conference]

roLL tide ⁉️

@TexasTechSB is headed back to the #WCWS Championship Series ‼️🥎

[Ryan Mainville @RyanMainville]

ESPN has been so focused on Texas Tech's budget that they overlooked their own budget for a generator

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@SeeingScarlet_ @stoolpresidente