Janet

In 1984, I was hospitalized for approaching perfection

[𝙃𝙖𝙯𝙚 @ihyhaze]

Me sensing an opportunity to randomly sing a song mid conversation based off words you said

[Patrick #bIm @patrickdiomedes]

Oh look an excuse to post the greatest scene ever

[Belle @plainwhiteclaw]

no it was the fucking sea shanties

[Gavin @GeeJayAar]

It’s been a year since he’s been dead and I’d like to remind everyone about this interview

[fred @fredday95]

2016-2018 Parquet Courts you'll never be forgotten

[Alex @ajak1033]

The Spurs know how to TAKE the lead, they just don't know how to HOLD the lead. And that's really the most important part of the lead: the holding

[vince @vincestaples]

Don’t stop crying.

[Antidepressant Content @depressionlesss]

This is a Crab Riding a Jellyfish

[‎ً @paranoidown]

mind you, this was the first episode…

[ijbol adjani @onbeinganangel]

if i said he’s the greatest fictional character of all time

[Daniel Galleghost 🎃👻 @BeanWalrus]

"Niles, we're lost. That's the fourth time we've passed by the pile of frankly rather tasteless sheraton armchairs."

"Yes, the style clashes with the yellow wallpaper and endless billowing void. Then again, feng shui might fail to accommodate an open floor plan this... er, OPEN"

[caroline :) @soonrightaway]

stfu here’s Pharrell demonstrating how you’re supposed to cum to Stereolab

[Janet @CodySnosrap]

What a fucking Memorial Day go O’s we like the duck

[Giles Goat-Girl @nadienadianadie]

always found "The Michael Jordan of drunk driving played his final game tonight" to be a beautiful line.

[Michael Kandel @K_A_N_D_E_L]

vet move by trey murphy knowing he's too high to join the debate. complete silence for 70 seconds then mumbles "rigidity" twice bc bomani said it

[soul nate @MNateShyamalan]

insanely funny to overcorrect and dress like a member of fall out boy

[myles brown @mdotbrown]

This is third time someone tried to kill that man it’s not news anymore I’m trying to watch the playoffs

[Shane 🦧 @TheMonkeyJungle]

A year or so ago, a ton of internal documents from the Bionicle team at Lego from 2001 to 2009 were leaked. Since they're all Europeans who speak English as a second language, they are hilarious.

[cav empty @cavempty_]

kids these days don’t have role models to look up to anymore, when i was growing up we had master chief and the bionicles to teach us right from wrong and what it means to be a man