Cody Ulmer

[Cody Ulmer @CodyUlmer]

High school sports are so hard to watch cuz they beg the officials to cater to them. No grow up, life’s gonna beat the shit out of you and you aren’t going to get your way. Mommy snd daddy can’t protect you forever.

[Cody Ulmer @CodyUlmer]

It’s the greatest time of the year! Spot the out of state hunter! Besides the blaze orange in the windshield, they’ll be circling the farmers as they clean up corn fields!

[Cody Ulmer @CodyUlmer]

@ScottMStoll @tommyheis Get some Mac and cheese and we’d be vibing

[Cody Ulmer @CodyUlmer]

Thank god the all star game went back to the players being in their own team uniforms

[Cody Ulmer @CodyUlmer]

@tommyheis I’ll watch yours

[Cody Ulmer @CodyUlmer]

@tommyheis Act like you’ve been there before. Bat flip to an extent, I get it; but get your ass around the cubes and straight to the dugout.

[Cody Ulmer @CodyUlmer]

@tommyheis if someone stops 3/4 of the way around the bases celebrating a homerun; I’m fighting them in my younger days. Act like you’ve been/done it before.

[Cody Ulmer @CodyUlmer]

@DrozoTheClown Company is paying! Go big or go home!

[Cody Ulmer @CodyUlmer]

@ScottMStoll What’s wrong with that? I don’t see it the way you do.

[Cody Ulmer @CodyUlmer]

@DrozoTheClown Might need to borrow it if my ‘97 is still around when kids are old enough to enjoy George straight!

[Cody Ulmer @CodyUlmer]

@tommyheis

[Sweet Tea Grizzley @sweet_tea_guy]

It’s the off season but you know I keep that thing on me

[Cody Ulmer @CodyUlmer]

@tommyheis Shut your mouth boy.

[Cody Ulmer @CodyUlmer]

@tommyheis Stop being that guy!

[Cody Ulmer @CodyUlmer]

@DrozoTheClown Homie didn’t trust himself on replacing his own shocks.

[Cody Ulmer @CodyUlmer]

@tommyheis Mahomes treatment much?

[Cody Ulmer @CodyUlmer]

@tommyheis @DikNavis11 Stop bringing your sex life to the field. Premature ejaculation

[Cody Ulmer @CodyUlmer]

@ScottMStoll 1st-home on a hunter Hallock double. This was the second time he made me run that far on that game.

[Cody Ulmer @CodyUlmer]

@DrozoTheClown Greg houge IV