CofC Jail Minister

I go to jail. I hand out Bibles. I teach classes. I die not.

[CofC Jail Minister @CofCJM]

HTIAW and I need ideas for an #AzkabanPrisonMinistry t-shirt design. #WizardJail #NotThatKindOfMinistry

[CofC Jail Minister @CofCJM]

Got a little bullied by a guard today. Its time for us all to stop expecting people to laugh at jokes at their own expense.

[CofC Jail Minister @CofCJM]

@MillerBode when are you going to do tv race play by play again? You were great this year when you did it!

[CofC Jail Minister @CofCJM]

If we elect #hillary do I get to do jail ministry at the #WhiteHouse?

[CofC Jail Minister @CofCJM]

Nice Ian McEwan quote from his new book #nutshell "one considers boredom from the shores of pleasure"...but not in jail...

[CofC Jail Minister @CofCJM]

The #superfood craze will have gone too far when it gets to bugs. #johnthebaptist #locustisthenewquinoa

[CofC Jail Minister @CofCJM]

How do Calvinists convert vampires? Just stab Jesus into their heart.

[CofC Jail Minister @CofCJM]

? From class this week: should I pray to God to win the lottery? A: don't pray to have God reward you for a sin you plan to commit...

[CofC Jail Minister @CofCJM]

? from class this week - are there half angels / half demons? I get a lot of tough questions in that class, but that's not one of them: NO

[CofC Jail Minister @CofCJM]

I want to do prison ministry in #ArkhamAsylum #Gotham

[CofC Jail Minister @CofCJM]

#DeathRow inmate I visited Sat. told me his dentist complained she was too light (84 lbs) to pull his rotten tooth... #GetItTogetherPeople

[CofC Jail Minister @CofCJM]

A catholic in class this week asked if he was "allowed" at my church, I said "yeah, but the 1st thing they're gonna ask u about is baptism"

[CofC Jail Minister @CofCJM]

Saluting @AnnCoulter for her columns the last two weeks. Put jail ministry at the top of the list of American jobs Christians won't do.

[CofC Jail Minister @CofCJM]

#McDonaldsFail got a #BaconClubhouse with no meat in it today. Tweet your weirdest fast food screwup!

[CofC Jail Minister @CofCJM]

Good full class this week, taught in a cell for the first time in a long time, and a great guard kept things quiet!

[CofC Jail Minister @CofCJM]

So sad when I get a story like this week - single dad doesn't know where his little girl is now that he's inside, all for not paying a fine.

[CofC Jail Minister @CofCJM]

His dom. viol. case shld have dropt by now n he kept askin me y he's still n jail. Finally find out there was "a little strangulation" ...!

[CofC Jail Minister @CofCJM]

Guy in my class today knew all the answers, talkin to him after about why he's been there so long and find out he's a "minister".

[CofC Jail Minister @CofCJM]

Saturday is a great day to visit an inmate in a jail! Find a chaplain's office at a jail near you and ask how you can help.

[CofC Jail Minister @CofCJM]

I have been missing out on #CofCMadness. Will there be more upsets than #MarchMadness?