Chance

Wasted day, wasted life, dessert please.

[Chance @Coffee_Guy]

@AskeBay I got scammed into buying some counterfeit knives but the automated report system keeps telling me there is nothing wrong with the listing.

[Chance @Coffee_Guy]

I recently completed a portable kismet build. @hak5

[SwiftOnSecurity @SwiftOnSecurity]

I don't know what I'm doing

with my life

[Chance @Coffee_Guy]

@brian_sack @SwiftOnSecurity I just really like that my favorite twitter person follows my second favorite.

[Chance @Coffee_Guy]

@MediacomSupport "Oh no a software error occurred goodbye." I just signed up for service and I'm already having trouble contacting support.

[Chance @Coffee_Guy]

@internetofshit Oh no, someone hacked your washer and made the tub over flow.

[Chance @Coffee_Guy]

@SwiftOnSecurity This is so once enough devices run free W10 IOT devices, they can start charging for critical updates.

[SwiftOnSecurity @SwiftOnSecurity]

Imagine how many children we could feed if every Linux machine was running Windows Server.
That's a lot of taxes.

Why do you hate children.

[Chance @Coffee_Guy]

@internetofshit But I could roll my own. Cheaper, better.

[Chance @Coffee_Guy]

@falloutfournews Hey look at that. Nobody gives me an @

[Chance @Coffee_Guy]

@SwiftOnSecurity https://t.co/wATcVlmLHU

[Chance @Coffee_Guy]

Of course @aaroncarter would support @realDonaldTrump. It isn't like the party doesn't already have an image problem or anything.

[Chance @Coffee_Guy]

@seanhannity Much more interested in meeting you here in Valdosta. How can I make that happen?

[Chance @Coffee_Guy]

Haven't seen Oprah in years and she just popped up randomly to tell me she eats bread everyday on her diet. #oface #XFiles

[Louis Virtel @louisvirtel]

Just yelled "Happy birthday, Tilda Swinton" in my empty apartment because I assume she's blending into a wall somewhere.

[Chance @Coffee_Guy]

@OuijaWitness Before #ouija my cell reception was horrible, one blood sacrifice later and I've got five bars!

[Chance @Coffee_Guy]

@secupp No Biden yet?

[Chance @Coffee_Guy]

@bekathwia @adafruit That mask is going to be awesome!