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Starting Twitter again for the 4th time.

[MAGACats @CoffeeAddictFL]

@AilsaCeltic @Prolotario1 I agree. Same with Victoria Nuland. Both evil to the core.

[American Nightmare 🇺🇸 @thewakeninq]

Absolute wild fireworks show in Washington, D.C. tonight. Eleven WWII vets sat at their own memorial watching the United States hit its 250th birthday.

Men older than half the country’s history, sitting in silence while the nation they helped secure celebrated itself with lights, noise, and smoke in the sky.

Time didn’t just pass — it stood there and made a statement.

[MAGACats @CoffeeAddictFL]

@JesterJum 🤣🤣🤣🤣 me too. Mines at 74 with every ceiling fan going 24/7

[MAGACats @CoffeeAddictFL]

@DefiantLs I’m sure she never read the instructions on the Paas Easter Egg kits.

[Peter Girnus 🦅 @gothburz]

I am William Pulte, and as of this morning the President Trump appointed me acting Director of National Intelligence of the United States.

I am thirty-eight. I have never held a security clearance, never served in uniform, never sat through a briefing that wasn't about interest rates. The President says I have deep experience in the safety and soundness of ten trillion dollars. He is right. I have spent two years deciding which Americans are sound and which are not, and now I get to do it with satellites.

You know me from Twitter. I invented Twitter philanthropy. I picked strangers at random and sent them thirty thousand dollars over Cash App, winners announced in the thread, and three and a half million people followed me to watch it happen. Is that a fanbase? It is a voluntary intelligence database, self-enrolled, fully consented, sorted by who needed the cash most. The desperate identify themselves, like fish swimming up to the boat. I only read the replies.

Before this I ran housing finance. I want to be clear about my method, because people call it political and it is not. It is real estate.

I noticed Lisa Cook had listed two homes as primary residences. Mortgage fraud. I referred her. Then I turned to Letitia James. Adam Schiff. Eric Swalwell. Fani Willis. One after another, the way you'd pull comps on a block before you buy it. I am a homebuilder. My grandfather was also named William Pulte, and he laid the foundations, the literal ones, poured concrete, raised the largest homebuilder in America. I inherited the name and the trade. I know what a house is for, and it is not for shaving a point off your rate, and it is certainly not for sitting in judgment of the President after I have your closing documents open on my desk.

The President removed Cook in August. A judge blocked it in September. The Supreme Court let her keep the seat in October. One of my deputies went on television and promised she will be charged no matter how the Court rules. I did not correct him. I never interrupt a man who is describing the future.

They have a phrase for what I do. Safety and soundness. I applied it to Jerome Powell, who refuses to cut rates and refuses to quit, which renders him, by my own definition, unsound. So I post at him. From my personal account, the same handle where I gave away the thirty thousand dollars, which has lately become the handle where I issue agency directives, because nobody instructed me to stop and I have never once stopped of my own accord.

I still run the FHFA. I chair Fannie Mae. I chair Freddie Mac. Nobody asked me to surrender any of it, so I kept all three, the way a careful man keeps the gas masks. I am the only person in this city who can pull your mortgage, your followers, and the President's Daily Brief from a single chair, and wire you a Cash App payment before I stand up.

The transition team asked for my hundred-day plan. I sent them a screenshot of my following list.

Here is how it works now. The tip line is a giveaway. Report a neighbor, get entered to win, winners announced in the thread. Americans will watch each other for far less than thirty thousand dollars, I have run the numbers, and the ones who do it for nothing are the ones I keep.

Everyone begins sound. Soundness can be lost. This is no longer a watchlist, you understand, because a watchlist names suspects and mine names all of you, which is broader, which is more fair.

I do not declassify documents. I retweet them. The President's Daily Brief drops at nine eastern, peak engagement, and the version with the names goes only to close friends.

Foreign intelligence is the identical trade on a wider street. Ask me which countries claimed two capitals as a primary residence. I have already referred three.

The GAO opened an inquiry into me. Into whether I abused my authority, as though authority came with some gentler setting. I welcomed it warmly. A federal probe is just the government admitting you matter, and I read their letter the way I read all correspondence now, as a roster of names bolted to addresses. They are still awaiting my response. It will come. The GAO leases its office, and I have studied the lease.

Tulsi stepped aside at the end of May. They wanted somebody quickly, somebody confirmed for something, anything at all, and I had been confirmed for housing back when the Senate still confirmed people. So I serve in an acting capacity. It happens to be my specialty. I have spent my whole life qualifying for posts the morning after I already occupied them, and the paperwork has always wandered around to my side eventually, the way a jury softens once it remembers where it parks.

My confirmation hearing arrives in the fall. Am I nervous? I have already read the file of every senator who will sit in that room. I have read the file of every reporter who will describe it. Two of them took my money in 2021, and neither gave it back.

The eighteen agencies no longer need to speak to one another. They need to speak to me. You can reach the entire intelligence community by tagging me, and most of you already have.

Like and retweet for national security. Winners announced in the thread.

[MAGACats @CoffeeAddictFL]

@Frieren_elfie @harryfisherEMTP @Dolphieness You’re an idiot. She wasn’t dehydrated at all when she came in. She doesn’t have dementia or sun downers or blood sugar issues.

[MAGACats @CoffeeAddictFL]

@USAttyPirro Make ass whooping great again! MAWGA!

[MAGACats @CoffeeAddictFL]

@EricLDaugh @thespicypatriot There was better security at the grassy knoll.

[Chaos Coordinator @idontexistTore]

Fauci should be the first one to feel the death penalty - @KerryKennedyRFK

[MAGACats @CoffeeAddictFL]

@idontexistTore @thespicypatriot Rome

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@kristieds @1Nicdar In Central, they’d all be on Next Door crying that we’ve built on the gators land and just let them be free to eat your dog. True story. 🤣

[MAGACats @CoffeeAddictFL]

@Coomer_bro69 @StumpTown_Rebel @WallStreetApes There’s pockets of them like there are in almost every state. The votes are at 1% counted and it’s automatically blue for NY and CA. Republicans do nothing about it either.

[MAGACats @CoffeeAddictFL]

@StumpTown_Rebel @WallStreetApes They didn’t vote for it. Voter fraud is how these assholes get in.

[MAGACats @CoffeeAddictFL]

@timkaine Looks like many companies will be leaving Virginia, dumbass.

[MAGACats @CoffeeAddictFL]

@IanCarrollShow SPLC 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[MAGACats @CoffeeAddictFL]

@grey4626 Or her softball interview protecting James Alefantis. She’s a narcissistic gatekeeper.

[DiaperDiplomacy @DiaperDiplomacy]

“I’m Not a Big Fan of Pope Leo.” — Trump Responds to Question About His Truth Social Post

[MAGACats @CoffeeAddictFL]

@TheEXECUTlONER_ Looks like a D.R. Horton house.

[TruthSeeker01011 @TruthSeek01011]

My favourite part about being called tinfoil hat wearing anti-vaxxer is not having to worry about myocarditis or having a swollen face.