FuntimeHayden

Cracking off at my gizmo gadget

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Oh how i yearn...

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Need me a silly nerdy irish streamer/musician/artist/animator/voice actor/video game designer in his 30s in my life rn

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@cyberpinkd This always cracks me up too tbh

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Im still laughing at this

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Look what youve DONE

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Why is there a hot alt french boy working at this art cafe someone kill me

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When i was little my mom used to play the song green onions by booker t and the mgs and i used to think she was listening to "chowder music" LMFAO

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@mewrosfield YESSS theyre so cool im glad theyre still around

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OMG the ice cream truck finally made an appearance on my street yayy

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Lady at the gas station told me to have a good day and i heard her wrong so i said "no thank you" and she looked really sad LMFAO she said it again though and i heard her that time so its all good now

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@cyberpinkd RIGHT THIS SECOND!!!!

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@cyberpinkd I 💕 youuuu

[FuntimeHayden @CoffeePsyched]

If i see 1 (one) more pubic hair entangled in my clean towels or socks i am going ballistic and hunting my roommate down gorilla warfare style. No location is safe. I am not afraid to don a ghillie suit.

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𝔘𝔫𝔡𝔢𝔯 𝔗𝔥𝔢 ℜ𝔢𝔡 𝔐𝔬𝔬𝔫
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[FuntimeHayden @CoffeePsyched]

One thing about me, everyone is the hoes. The opps? Hoes. Potential burglars? Hoes. Actual hoes? Hoes. My friends? Hoes. Customers? Hoes. Coworkers? Hoes. Random people on the sidewalk? Hoes. A flexible tube designed to convey water to another destination? Hose.

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@mewrosfield FFR LIKE??? Im not the weird one yall are

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Thinkin about when i was watching anime with some friends and i said id smash a character and they looked at me like i was insane and all i said was "what? He looks like he has problems yknow?" It was also levi ackerman so it wasnt even that weird but whatever LOL

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Istg whenever i get in my car and the Bluetooth connects its always playing some shit like im a cinematic 40yo mobster on my way to another job on a hot day

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Unhand my shmungus or i will barrel your crack

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I love when i tell someone im not gonna wait around for a response and tell them ill see them another time in a nice way bc theyre trying to decide between hanging with me and a separate group of friends and i have stuff to do and all of a sudden they tell me they want me to hang