black mamba🐍

very hot and very bothered

[black mamba🐍 @coffffffy]

i hate when i’m driving and a sneeze starts coming on and i’m physically forced to unwillingly risk my life

[black mamba🐍 @coffffffy]

girl a crackhead could make this

[Cjay @ced_jayy]

i know reheated pasta when i see it boo

[black mamba🐍 @coffffffy]

@gorylober @pedrobsession right like she’s actually one of my favorite storylines and I’m the most interested in her

[black mamba🐍 @coffffffy]

PLZ OMG I-GLACIOLOGIST BUCHAREST BLOCKS CAN CLOCKING CODIFICATION

[َ @ungodlywests]

the concept of sam levinson sitting down to write “I bet you run them bitches like a nigga”

[black mamba🐍 @coffffffy]

this this this i even recall rue narrating
something like “maddys life wasn’t as glamorous as it seemed” and then its obv ironically juxtaposed w cassie of all people chasing after her ex bff ex and maddy’s image . this. new episode was TEA

[Future Of The Retro @TraeK_]

Meanwhile Maddy broke and a career plus one.

Thought this scene was capturing how people get fooled by social media. And then chase an image of the person they envy, when that person is putting up a facade.

[Future Of The Retro @TraeK_]

Meanwhile Maddy broke and a career plus one.

Thought this scene was capturing how people get fooled by social media. And then chase an image of the person they envy, when that person is putting up a facade.

[MOTHER @MOTHERMAGE]

i really do love my life and i’m really grateful that god chose me to be so complex and amazing

[LIL PAPi @lilpapifresh]

U know how fuckin old were gettin that new rappers are robbin GUCCI MANE

[☆ ੈ✩‧₊˚ @MadusaKarma]

i hate when i be at the gym with them johnny bravo ass men

[𝐍𝐚𝐝𝐢. @luvblessingz]

Every time ppl talk about how wild they were in high school im just like damn… I was just doing my homework fr

[black mamba🐍 @coffffffy]

slack >>> teams. i deadass cannot even go to the bathroom for 2 mins without teams status notification changing like “felicia is now OFFLINE DOING NOTHING” 😒

[Luis Vercetti @97Vercetti]

me when im drunk & see a mirror

[A @seattleiminyou]

Sometimes the wrong piece of chicken will make you want to join PETA

[christover @bored2die]

Scammers pretending to be old situationships now

[Roshan @Roshan_nadeemm]

I have this weird theory when you're actually happy you post less

[Cicely Dykeson @ThatsSoSiren]

I’m not mad at it. Men are really ugly, about time they start getting some help.

[black mamba🐍 @coffffffy]

all my old hoes / ex lovers are doing terribly. meanwhile i just got a phenomenal new job in this brand new metropolitan city i’ve recently relocated to on my own

[black mamba🐍 @coffffffy]

i just had a celcius (don’t drink those) and my heart is about to combust out if my chest how do yall drink these????

[Laroi ⚖️ @fwlaroiski]

Had an interview today and my belly rumbled, the lady goes 'missed lunch?' i told her na im hungry for success
LOOOOOOL🤣🤣

[black mamba🐍 @coffffffy]

since when is everyone a dj? like is that a thing when you reach your late 20s? ppl either get married or become dj’s lol