CoffinRust

[CoffinRust @CoffinRust]

This trend makes me want to get my 8mpg hearse up and running again. I can only put ethanol-free gas in it.

[Disclose.tv @disclosetv]

NOW - Attack on Gustav Klimt's "Death and Life" painting with black liquid at the Leopold Museum in Vienna.

https://t.co/vmt9f66zPg

[CoffinRust @CoffinRust]

I don't know if this is real or not but if so, it's nice that me and my fellow art degree kids can finally have someone to make fun of when the topic of worthless student debt comes up. 🎉

[Matt Melvin-Koushki @mmelvink]

Want an MA in Magic? Come to USC!

I'm overjoyed to announce that the University of South Carolina’s Department of History has officially launched 𝐌𝐀𝐆𝐈𝐂 𝐀𝐍𝐃 𝐎𝐂𝐂𝐔𝐋𝐓 𝐒𝐂𝐈𝐄𝐍𝐂𝐄 as a new graduate theme, the first of its kind in North America.

[CoffinRust @CoffinRust]

As an aside I would like to thank my fellow @ChurchofSatan members for never dressing like this or doing up their faces like this at the many Church of Satan events I've attended over the decades. It's always been an honor, never an embarrassment, to be seen in public with y'all.

[ABC News @abcnews]

Is Satanism a religion of social justice? https://t.co/XIq0eW90bA

[CoffinRust @CoffinRust]

@AstroidFire As an admirer of EO Wilson's work, especially in myrmecology, it's really quite the compliment.

[CoffinRust @CoffinRust]

I hope she never owns a gun!

[brando uchiha @imhighkeycool]

I’m literally speechless😧.

[Whores of Yore @WhoresofYore]

Tallulah Bankhead (1902–68) claimed to have had over 5,000 lovers. At a society wedding, while the bride and groom were walking down the aisle, Tallulah remarked loudly: ‘I’ve had both of them, dahling, and neither of them is any good.’

[CoffinRust @CoffinRust]

@citizen_hilton Yeah absolutely, I couldn't pass it up!

[CoffinRust @CoffinRust]

Got this $20 embalming table inside, finally. Makes a lovely "island" off our kitchen. Hors d'oeuvres, anyone?

[CoffinRust @CoffinRust]

@itsbillm Even in my ignorance of code this still got the song stuck in my head!

[CoffinRust @CoffinRust]

#HalloweenEnds uses a similar title screen as Halloween III so y'all better be happy Michael is in the movie *at all* (for the record I loved Ends and III).

[CoffinRust @CoffinRust]

Finally finished the fireplace cauldron, which added just the right touch to the living room.

[CoffinRust @CoffinRust]

"The old tag about nature being an open book is just not true. What nature offers on a first examination may appear to be simple but it is never as simple as it appears." - Hans Brick #WorldAnimalDay

[CoffinRust @CoffinRust]

"For several thousand years man has been in contact with animals whose character and habits have been deformed by domestication. He has ended by believing that he understands them. All he means by this is that he is able to rely on certain reflex actions which he himself has 1/

[CoffinRust @CoffinRust]

...implanted in them. He will flatter himself at times on the grasp of animal psychology which has brought him the love of the dog and the purr of the cat; and on the strength of such assumptions he approaches the beasts of the jungle. 2/

[Vala Afshar @ValaAfshar]

The Peter Principle is the satirical theory that employees are generally promoted to their level of incompetence.

In 1974, the author of the Peter a principle, Dr. Laurence J. Peter, explained how he first got the idea and what can be done about it

[CoffinRust @CoffinRust]

"ThE nETflIx Tv sHoW sHoWeD mE sUmfFin so MuSt bE TrUe."

[CoffinRust @CoffinRust]

The altar is coming along nicely; recently added a way to produce fog. #churchofsatan #satanism #satanicaltar

[CoffinRust @CoffinRust]

Sculpted and painted this brimstone antependium for my Altar.

[CoffinRust @CoffinRust]

Work in progress.

[CoffinRust @CoffinRust]

@Mildon666 @satansplain If this scenario is true it illustrates a that when real threat literally knocked on the door of the Black House it was handled in the most exemplary Satanic way possible.

[CoffinRust @CoffinRust]

@Mildon666 @satansplain Downplaying Satanism allows the aggressor to feel as though they’re “in on the joke,” so they no longer feel threatened. You’ve bestowed upon them some “inside info” that not just anyone is privy to; they now feel special.