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Fate loves irony..

[Molly Ploofkins @Mollyploofkins]

Video captures the moment vandals caused a 350-foot gash in the Reflecting Pool's sealant

[CBS News @CBSNews]

Paint was seen peeling from the floor of the Lincoln Memorial Reflecting Pool in Washington, D.C. on Thursday, weeks after a $14 million renovation that included a new color President Trump called “American Flag Blue.”

[Roro ☃ @RoRoFli]

When your mom is still talking to herself after the argument and her ragebait is starting to get to you

[Ray Mond @AmberRayz]

just found out it doesn’t matter how early I go to bed I just dont wanna go to work

[Community Notes & Violations @CNviolations]

I did not expect that lol

[🤪 @Cogito978]

Sir…

[hesosolo @TooooSolow414]

I was smoking with my homeboy last night folks end up beating his 🍆 in front of me ts was kinda akward

[bigsmooth @yenktaiya]

bottoming.

[ARjay/Ar·jāe/RJ ✨ @arjaythefifth]

Boosie is DL. The signs are there.

[Collins🦋 @collinstimbela_]

For pride month you can't say "let me get this straight...", you have to say "just so we're queer..."

[var ☾ @unearthlysighs]

happy pride month pretty people. you all are so important and so loved 🏳️‍🌈❤️‍🩹

[Riiiii @thecharmmmm]

imagine you turning 25,26 and still you find yourself unfit, unemployed, insecure, purposeless

[Omni ☕️ @InfernoOmni]

THE WORST THING YOU CAN DO IS LET THIS WORLD STEAL YOUR WHIMSY. PROTECT YOUR WHIMSY AT ALL COST. DON’T LET THESE JOYLESS MOTHERFUCKERS STEAL YOUR MAGIC.

[🕊 @boytrickz]

yes i smoke weed at 4am.

[ItsSTILLSummer @Damirror91]

Yall. June is next week.

[☔ @Whotfismick]

"2026 will be my year"

Me, almost finishing may:

[💗 @ma1ybe]

That’s not creepy. That’s goals.

[OrangeMaxxing FreddyG @OrangeFreddyG]

A white guy can do the worst thing ever and the headline will still open with a compliment

[unusual_whales @unusual_whales]

BREAKING: SpaceX reportedly picks NASDAQ as listing venue for its initial public offering, as early as June 11th, set to list shares on June 12th, under the ticker $SPCX, per Reuters

[Watcher.Guru @WatcherGuru]

JUST IN: Elon Musk confirms SpaceX intends to make it impossible to fire him.

"I need to make sure SpaceX stays focused on making life multiplanetary and extending consciousness to the stars, not pandering to someone's bullshit quarterly earnings bonus!"

[Ms.K @mskmalibu]

Fuck a break up, have you ever met a person you had a brief but insane connection with and then the universe was like oops wait sorry that wasn’t actually supposed to happen 😭😭