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It's a religion

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You can't judge a bar by it's cover....unless it's over $20. Then fuck them.

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Sometimes you have to spread your wings to see how high off the ground you are #birdlife

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The 9 person company group message I woke up to this morning is something I'm not thankful for

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The airplane barf bag is not for peeing in #TakeItFromCogs

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Dd####fucccckthiiiiss #;blliinnd

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Setttings>Accessibility>
Visually Impaired> Turn On> Send a tweet #goodluck

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When you see tinder notifications are turned on and you find our you're really just unattractive to the opposite gender < <

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There should be a Pokémon GO version of Tinder #PokemonGO #tinder

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What is dad may never die

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I wish potholes were actually holes filled with pot

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Weekend Whorrior

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They should rename "boarding" on every MKE flight to "barely able to stumble onto the plane"

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In a galaxy many many beers away...

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I got no porpoise in life

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If you have a chronic bladder problem and take the window seat in my aisle I guarantee you'll be pissing yourself on the flight

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Sometimes you hafta take drugs to make drugs

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#cigsinside

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The only two spanish words I know right now are la cerveza and lo siento but really what else do I need #mehico

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Hey everyone, the NFL is fake. Don't be a sheep. Rise above. Break the cycle.