Cogtortion

Cognitive Contortion. Code dabbler, autodidact (a type of dinosaur). Fan of numbers and mathematically provably scarce codeable decentralized value transfer.

[Cogtortion @Cogtortion]

Terminology needs a better word for itself #english

[Dax @thatsdax]

Dear Alcohol,

I found out you were even worse than what they said. Sometimes I try to remember the good times but you actually made me forget most of those memories instead.

[Cogtortion @Cogtortion]

@PetrifyTCG @Algorand If you want a system to build on top of as a developer too, Algorand is friggin amazing. (Im still experimenting and learning, but blown away)

[Cogtortion @Cogtortion]

@PetrifyTCG If you are talking cryptocoin wise, I am personally blown away with @Algorand / $ALGO Each time I use it I end up trading a small percentage of my ETH for it. This has happened about 30 times now lol.

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@PetrifyTCG @saints_gu *Kramer bursts in the door* "I.. forgot the mouse."

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@PetrifyTCG @saints_gu *Kramer bursts in the door shaking* "JERRY! Have you heard about this thing called a blockchain? its blowin my mind Jerry, its BLOWIN M-M-MY MIND. Im going to borrow your computer for a few days." *exits with computer, cords in tow, stumbling*

[Cogtortion @Cogtortion]

Don't you hate those times you use an exclamation point for a sentence, and realize you now sound like a raving nut, but cant do anything to change that? Or is that just me? I hope its not just me!

[Cogtortion @Cogtortion]

@StephenPiment Honestly I don't exactly know what this means. I had to read it thrice, and then had to start pondering, and for that, I gave it a like.

Seems to me the most wise sayings are the ones that force you to think. And so by the transitive property of #math, I now consider you wise!

[Cogtortion @Cogtortion]

@VittoStack So Long, and Thanks for All the... F***!

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@GodsUnchained *kneels* You folks on the GU team are gods among men. No pun intended. (okay maybe pun intended) keep up the great work, and thank you for being awesome. #tcg

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@saints_gu Wow! That's way more than I expected it'd be. Thanks for the calculation, looks like I need to start playing a lot more, and now I can joke that I shouldn't be bothered while "at work" hah!

[Cogtortion @Cogtortion]

I hit a new record for how short a quote/saying was to compel me instantly to follow someone on twitter. It only took these 2 words:

"History rhymes" -Neal Stephenson (from @lexfridman #podcast with @nealstephenson: https://t.co/adUz8d7MQo) #genious #frisson

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"what is it?" said brain
"it is everything." said heart
"where's the bathroom?" said bladder

[DismalVanilla 🍦 @vanilla3116]

“It’s impossible” said pride
“It’s risky” said experience
“ it’s pointless” said reason

“Give it a try” said ambition ✨

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@DaisyIfYouD0 Wen Lambocopter? *makes phwroomphwroomphwroom sound* #lambocopter

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@turnaroundk1ng @RomeenSheth Aye I love it! You don't want cognitive distortion, con- as a prefix literally means "with", dis- literally means "apart". The key is to have cognitive contortion without bending so far it becomes distortion, then you'll have a happy fun brain. #happyfunbrain

[Cogtortion @Cogtortion]

Teacher: "Class, lets do a little experiment, first just try to visualize a globe in your mind."
*heads turn toward their classmate dave, who now seems to be levitating, light beams flying out of his ears*
Teacher: "Again, dave? Please stop distracting the class!"
*dave vibrates*

[dave @beesandbombs]

:)

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Person: "I love your name!"
Me: "Thanks! <3"
Person: "Oh I thought it said Corgi nevermind, I love corgies."
Me: "Yes."
#corgi #dogs #nothotdog

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@ludolabsintern @ludo_labs Nice new term! Play 2 Earn is great, but it seems to draw in a lot of people that "play" as their job, then its no longer fun, and defeats the point of play 2 earn games. A new term like this would hopefully bring in more people that want to experience fun for fun sake! #p2e

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@turnaroundk1ng Well said. I tried to say it better in this reply, but ended up just deleting my 7 attempts. So yeah, I'll say it again: well said

[Algorand @Algorand]

Read the full transcript of Silvio's remarks 👉 https://t.co/4jcLtfvdA5