David Steven Cohen

Purveyor of stories, scripts, and songs.
Courage the Cowardly Dog (head writer), Strangers With Candy, Arthur, ALF, Balto, Parker Lewis, Pee-wee's Playhouse...

[David Steven Cohen @CohenDS]

I am not on Twitter to try to convince anyone of anything, except that Twitter is a terrible place to try to convince anyone of anything.

[David Steven Cohen @CohenDS]

@wilkravitz I've been hovering around social media, not posting much. I think I joined Bluesky some time ago, but didn't do anything with it. Just going through some life stuff, like when life gets too lifey.

[David Steven Cohen @CohenDS]

Wordle 942 2/6

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Is it cheating if, as you're doing Wordle, you hear a word spoken on TV that is exactly what you've been scanning your keyboard to find and it's the right answer?

[David Steven Cohen @CohenDS]

@pilartoons @nmyheadpod @MartyGrabstein It was a blast, and you are the blast-most. Love you!

[David Steven Cohen @CohenDS]

@MikeReissWriter @denisereiss18 @TheSimpsons Happy double chai-niversary. Make that a DOH!-ble chai-niversary. Better, a DOH!-ble chai-niversaReiss.

I'll nap now.

[David Steven Cohen @CohenDS]

@angiebulkeley @teapetrichor I lived in LA. Was there for the Northridge quake and many others. Even enjoyed a couple of nice rolling quakes. Kinda sexy. But overall, no thanks.

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@Lionheart854 Yes, and I just remembered I owe you a text.

[David Steven Cohen @CohenDS]

Tree AF

[David Steven Cohen @CohenDS]

@BrowseHorror Thank you! Credit where it's due. (I should have done a reverse image search, but I was in an inexcusable rush.)

[David Steven Cohen @CohenDS]

Just saw this on a Courage the Cowardly Dog fan page. Don't know who the artist is, or if this was the result of asking AI to create Courage the Cowardly Beagle. #couragethecowardlydog #peanuts

[David Steven Cohen @CohenDS]

@BrowseHorror Me, too! Really would like to credit the creator of this mash-terpiece.

[David Steven Cohen @CohenDS]

I guess the Colorado Supreme Court has read Section 3 of the 14th Amendment of the Constitution, and can put two and too-much together.

[David Steven Cohen @CohenDS]

@angiebulkeley Happy crystal anniversary! Here's Shirley the Medium and her crystal ball to celebrate 15 more years! #couragethecowardlydog

[David Steven Cohen @CohenDS]

@wilkravitz All thanks and no giving makes Jack a dull boy. Enjoy the holidays, Billy!

[David Steven Cohen @CohenDS]

@angiebulkeley Anonymous knows.

[David Steven Cohen @CohenDS]

Type the year you graduated high school into the GIF search bar.

[STEVE HUFF @SteveHuff]

Type the year you graduated high school into the GIF search bar!

[David Steven Cohen @CohenDS]

@BrowseHorror You're welcome, and thank YOU! I'm grateful to have worked on a show that has meant so much to fans -- and has provided a lifetime of psychedelic nightmares.

[David Steven Cohen @CohenDS]

@c_commotion @angiebulkeley Courage is a good boy yes he is yes he is. But a good dog? He's a great dog. Versatile, too.

[David Steven Cohen @CohenDS]

@angiebulkeley You asked that I might craft a post,
To toast a toon I like the most.
Might it be Space Ghost Coast to Coast?
No! Something much more...
NAAAUGHTYYYYY.

[David Steven Cohen @CohenDS]

@angiebulkeley What's Opera, Doc?