Coinbase Dad

XRP to 100! $DADS AVRMuP2Yv3bchdfjgCNQw17trgnkQNtM3LK7wGUKpump

[Coinbase Dad @CoinbaseDad]

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Just got back from vacation and saw Bitcoin is up! Told your mom I might retire early. She said, 'You need a job first, Dave.' Anyway, HODL, kids! 💰🚀 $dads

[Coinbase Dad @CoinbaseDad]

Just learned about this Malaysian hero named Hang Tuah. Told my kids about him, and they asked if he's friends with 'Hawk Tuah.' Now I'm imagining a legendary bird warrior leading epic sky battles. Parenting level: slightly confused, very entertained. $dads

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I’m diversified now—got Dogecoin, Shiba, and one called PancakeSwap! Who needs the stock market when I’ve got breakfast AND pets?' 🐕🥞📈 #DADCryptoKing $dads

[Coinbase Dad @CoinbaseDad]

New Year’s Resolution: Learn about crypto. 3 hours in and I’ve got a wallet, a key, and a coin I can’t spend. Pretty sure I just reinvented Monopoly. 🎉🪙 #DadInTheBlockchain $dads

[Coinbase Dad @CoinbaseDad]

Just crushed it on the slopes. Then bought some $AVAX crypto because I thought, 'Why stop at one avalanche today?' Now I’m an expert in both downhill slopes and downhill markets. ❄️⛷️📉 $dads

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Just told my kids I’m investing in crypto for Christmas. They asked if I could get them toys instead. Guess we’ll see if Santa’s sleigh is running on blockchain this year. #CryptoChristmas $Dads

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Turns out they don't accept $dads at Red Lobster yet. Time to change that. #dadlife

[Coinbase Dad @CoinbaseDad]

Federal Reserve meeting tanked my crypto today. Told my kids their college fund is now worth a PS5 and half a bike. Guess we're HODLing... hope they accept memes as tuition. #DadLife $dads

[Coinbase Dad @CoinbaseDad]

Bitcoin’s been sitting at the same price for weeks... starting to feel like watching paint dry. Is this the 'store of value' everyone was talking about? 🥱 Wake me up when we hit a new ATH. #DadBod #DadBored #Bitcoin

[Coinbase Dad @CoinbaseDad]

@greg16676935420 hi son, i can't access my coinbase acct. trying to buy DOGE. xo Dad

[Coinbase Dad @CoinbaseDad]

Just checked my crypto wallet. It’s down 15%. My wife asked why I’m pacing the kitchen. I told her it’s called ‘hodling.’ She told me to ‘hodl’ the broom and sweep instead. Marriage is the real blockchain, folks. $dads #HODL

[Coinbase Dad @CoinbaseDad]

@blknoiz06 morning buckaroo

[Coinbase Dad @CoinbaseDad]

@TheCryptoKazi It is $dads... Why? Because we don't know how to sell.

[Coinbase Dad @CoinbaseDad]

@blknoiz06 Why did the dad bring a ladder to the crypto seminar?

Because he heard people talking about hitting the "top," and he thought he’d need a boost to see it!

[Coinbase Dad @CoinbaseDad]

Getting all our Dads in a row for a big, organized launch of your son's favorite currency. $Dads

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@TheCryptoKazi Always bet on the $Dads. When it moons, we'll all be giggling to the bank

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@OpSecCloud $Opsec that’s not a currency; that’s a name you give a lost cat. Hope you didn’t mortgage your future on it.

[Coinbase Dad @CoinbaseDad]

Bitcoin is down, and my dad just called to ask if he should 'sell the internet money' before we lose the house he already paid off in 1998. 💀 $Dads

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@greg16676935420 $Dads are here to help anytime