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We hope you enjoy this thought-provoking exploration into the launch of the Ethereum 2.0 Proof of Stake chain. We wrote it with the same love, care, and consideration that the team put into their own project.

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We spent days in the writers room discussing how to best capture the nuance of the Ethereum 2.0 launch. Because this is such a monumental occasion we wanted to make sure our article did justice to all of the hard work that the developers and researchers have put into this project

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Vitalik deserves praise for relentlessly pushing the World Computer forward by incentivizing pioneering Ethereans to lock up their ETH indefinitely and boldly reduce the supply of outstanding ETH. This act of altruism was only made possible with the support of an entire community

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Vitalik Scraps Ethereum 2.0 To Audit Supply of Ethereum, “Biggest Challenge Yet”

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White Founder Vitalik Buterin Steps Down from Ethereum Foundation, Replaced by Black CEO ✊🏿

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Hopeful Crypto Investor DEVASTATED After “Halvening” Halves Bitcoin’s Price

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New Court Documents Reveal Craig Wright ACTUALLY IS Satoshi Nakamoto

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2017 ICO Scammer to Raise Millions to Solve Corona Virus on the Blockchain 💉

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Coronavirus Infects Bitcoin Retreat, “Shitcoin Flu” Epidemic Spreads 🦠

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Craig Wright’s Bonded Courier Found Bound in Holochain CEO Sex Dungeon ⛓

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Udi Wertheimer Launches New Pro-Ethereum Blog, “Buterin”, for the Betterment of The Crypto Community

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Vitalik Learns from Mentor Charlie Lee in “The Art of Dump”
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Ethereum’s Real Use Case Finally Discovered: Helping North Korea 🦄 🇰🇵

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Brock Pierce Identified as 2017’s “Lone Tether Whale” 🐋

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