CokerDeepBall

Dedicated to speaking the TRUTH about the QB with the biggest arm on earth

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God Bless Jacob Coker

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The church memebership grows weekly

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One time I saw Greg McElroy get pulled into the river by his own crankbait.

[Mike Rodak @mikerodak]

Greg McElroy: “Texas beat Alabama. The results have to matter. We have to respect the results. If the committee were to create a precedent by putting Bama in over Texas, that would be doing the college football world a disservice. It would. You have to acknowledge the regular season and by putting Bama ahead of Texas, you’d be saying the regular season does not matter, and that’s not a precedent you want to set.”

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Everything is correct except that maoist running stuff

[Robby Kalland @RKalland]

alabama's playbook should only be various running plays and 4 verts. milroe throws a gorgeous deep ball

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Fuck running

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AHHHHHHHHH

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“I wanna throw the deep ball here”

-Greg McElroy, lying

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No respect for @CokerDeepBall

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DEEEEEEEEEP

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*Extremely Mike Price voice*

“It’s rolling, baby”

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The Gospel

[Mike Golic Jr @mikegolicjr]

accuracy is for nerds, this is a power account.

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Photons traveling 93 million miles to land on the Tide. Jake playing soft toss with God

[Matt Scalici @MattScalici]

The roof of Mercedes-Benz Stadium just opened and immediately put the Alabama bench into direct sunlight.

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I should call her

[Gizmodo @Gizmodo]

Ripples in Saturn’s Rings Reveal Planet’s Core Is Big and Jiggly https://t.co/IQ9xDqOMif

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Rebranding as a content energy vampire for engagement purposes. Food is bad

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Jake

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when something reenters the Earth’s atmosphere it’s always fuckin hot

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Greg McElroy thinks you need to get to the 25 for a hail mary

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I'm not supposed to tell anyone this story, but Greg McElroy once tried to throw a game but it didn't go anywhere.

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Real story, one time Greg McElroy went to bed hungry after being defeated by the lid of a jar of Mayonnaise

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Because, If McElroy was trapped in a glass house with a brick he'd die of starvation

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Remember that time Greg McElroy tried to throw the deep ball and Julio Jones had to stop and run backwards to catch it?