Tony Hawk’s wife of 15 years: are you Tony Hawk
Tony Hawk: I am Tony Hawk
Tony Hawk’s wife of 15 years: the skateboard guy?
Tony Hawk: that’s me
Tony Hawk’s wife of 15 years: where’s your skateboard then?
Tony Hawk, pointing to the skateboard he’s standing on: I’m standing on it
maybe an unpopular opinion but a guy with a body in that sweet spot between “hasn’t worked out since high school P.E.” and “will make you go hiking with him on saturday mornings” is a husband idc