Alyx Pseudonym

Bun toucher,
Duck herder,
Shitposter extraordinaire

[Alyx Pseudonym @Col_Hamlin]

Microplastics-maxxing

[Alyx Pseudonym @Col_Hamlin]

@PlasticChairDis @WeaponOutfitter You do you boo. I'll be over here microplastic-maxxing to save money on HRT.

[Axiomatic Enemy of the State @DeTocqueville14]

I'm so serious that government-run indoctrination centers should be abolished

[Alyx Pseudonym @Col_Hamlin]

@SudoCtrlZ @HubPointless They already had "high charity" destroyed by "the flood". No need to return to the well.

[Michael(Poltfan)((JapanDayTripper)) @PoltFan69]

Holy shit stop adopting their frame of reference. "Haha well actually it wouldn't change anything so it's totally fine". Pathetic.

The correct answer is "get fucked" we'll build whatever we want on the moon. It's ours not theirs. A bunch of backwater primitive larpers who demand bones be reburied have no claim to anything. Fuck them and fuck their stupid superstitions.

The stars belong to us.

[Alyx Pseudonym @Col_Hamlin]

@DeclanFinnBooks @planefag It's an older meme. Generically means double stack compact 9mm.

[Alyx Pseudonym @Col_Hamlin]

@fleshsimulator But I agree. If it's not important enough to hibachi a MFer, then a no knock raid is not justified.

[Alyx Pseudonym @Col_Hamlin]

@fleshsimulator Human kill squads are so last century. We're all about the slap chop missile now.

[Alyx Pseudonym @Col_Hamlin]

@hawkmoonvonkoln @ZontarAlt Yeah. There's a half finished cutscene out there.

[Alyx Pseudonym @Col_Hamlin]

@spikesguides I test fire my printed glocks left handed. As Gaston intended.

[Alyx Pseudonym @Col_Hamlin]

@AngloAmerican85 @spikesguides Yeah. The less meme answer is eurocuck insurance goes absolutely bananas about guns. So I'm sure the TV producer was forced to make them do this nonsense. Still speaks to their cowardice tho.

[Snow Bird 🦜 @ArktikUtka]

@DSR_Joker *10,000,000 dead ODSTs from suicide missions in an unwinnable war*

“Bro did you hear about that one guy who died in a training incident with a spartan 10 years ago? Fuck Spartans all my homies hate Spartans”

[DarthNox @TheInquisitor76]

@DSR_Joker If these Larpers actually knew the lore they’d know the rivalry had died down. It was mostly Inter-Department rivalry Similar to Marines and Army. Major DeSilva in Halo the Flood Did know about it and hated Chief but that’s only because of his age, Most ODSTs worshipped Chief

[Alyx Pseudonym @Col_Hamlin]

@Olbroe @RavenMurcielago Not even an ODST. ONI spook.

[Alyx Pseudonym @Col_Hamlin]

@BeuwenDragon @Creetosis22 "You didn't even take a bite of the dogshit, how do you know it's bad?"

[Alyx Pseudonym @Col_Hamlin]

Why do we tolerate the blatant bots with the name19284859 scheme? It's like 99% of the arguing every time they intentionally add a useless ugly lesbo in order to trigger the idiot culture warriors into giving the current thing free rage marketing.

[Alyx Pseudonym @Col_Hamlin]

Why are the slop defenders acting like every single ODST is default hostile to j117 or Spartans in general? Did every ODST read the books or something? Literally nobody outside of Major Silva's command knows that j117 was ordered to kill several of them.

[Alyx Pseudonym @Col_Hamlin]

@ArmedJ0y Same

[Alyx Pseudonym @Col_Hamlin]

@GuruOfSyrinx @NacoayaG The franchise died at Reach. Everything after that has been trash.

[𝐽𝑎𝑚𝑒𝑠 @jameshtspstc]

Imagine pulling up the ladder behind you on literal dwarves, society’s foremost ladder-needers

[Alyx Pseudonym @Col_Hamlin]

He like me fr fr.

[Rita Repulsive @myc0latt]

No I spend 5 minutes immediately after waking up dry firing a pistol into my open mouth until all of those emotions are gone and then I beat off and go to work

[Alyx Pseudonym @Col_Hamlin]

@LizzieHasAGat Yeah. 70% of the ads on fox news are some AI slop selling cinnamon or beet pills. Completely wrecking my boomer parents.