Flat Stanley

Whistle through your teeth and spit 'cause it's alright

[Flat Stanley @Colabo37]

Dreams: Wants to be famous and successful to a degree.
Needs to finish this: Confidence

Lacks: Confidence

Me: "This has to be a bug."

[Nate 🐝🌹🇵🇸 @natemaklocklin]

Just got an Amazon ad about how legislation requiring them to actually hire their workers instead of merely “contracting” them is actually evil and will ruin same-day delivery https://t.co/9OYNkfwFGA

[⚡️NEVERDOOMPRO⚡️ @NEVERDOOMPRO]

We were all fated to be born here, during these troubled times. It is a privilege to be up against such forces, and an honor to take on the challenge. Take heart and do not despair, you were literally born for this.
NEVER DOOM.

[Flat Stanley @Colabo37]

@NVIDIAGeForce #GForceRTX50

[Flat Stanley @Colabo37]

@nocontextgayy Work in construction and a sub keeps calling me Jeffery Dahmer, I'm just a skinny white dude ffs

[Flat Stanley @Colabo37]

@OrbitalOddity This post got me, I looked into everything and thought people were actually stuck underground. Greatly done sir, you convinced me and my friends till we found the wiki

[Flat Stanley @Colabo37]

@NostalgiaFolder Did this shows art style loosely inspire the Robots movie? Maybe it's just me

[Flat Stanley @Colabo37]

@supermega Long Live the Funny Brothers!

[StoneSoda @StoneSoda_]

@supermega 👇👇👇

[Flat Stanley @Colabo37]

Local man @PapaPoob is misidentified yet again

[Flat Stanley @Colabo37]

@FoolishKia New channel with Justin as one of the main boys confirmed

[Flat Stanley @Colabo37]

@WatchPolyphonic Probably the Grateful Dead, once a dead head always a dead head

[Flat Stanley @Colabo37]

@supermega Definitely the best special guest they had on the podcast, I hope they get him back but with the restraining order it's looking unlikely

[Flat Stanley @Colabo37]

@PapaPoob Please tell me they kept the glitch spot in

[Flat Stanley @Colabo37]

@supermega Go to a Christmas tree lot and get a Christmas tree

[Flat Stanley @Colabo37]

@yellhole Ok so did Jim really die? It's so hard to tell what is real and what isn't from these funny brothers

[Flat Stanley @Colabo37]

@matthwatson @imbenbeal I'm still confused if Jim really did die or not.

[Flat Stanley @Colabo37]

@supermega Who put seeds down the drain?

[Flat Stanley @Colabo37]

@MasterAenox I was finishing up the last island before heading to belle to start the final battle bit when suddenly I merge with another server and get a message saying the totem was lost. The totem from the island before that I already fully finished? Wtf!

[Barstool Sports @barstoolsports]

That man is a Nostradamus. He has superpowers.