Mike Lewis

living the Dream and taking it easy one day at a time

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🚨 IT’S JANUARY 6TH 🚨

🎭 Carnival is officially ON.
👑 King Cakes are now legal to possess, purchase, and consume.
⚖️ Any previous King Cake violations have been forgiven.

🎲 Laissez les bons temps rouler.

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Lane Kiffin is now leaving LSU to become the president of Venezuela 🇻🇪

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@Gosleepriya Trump

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@Matt_Pinner Costa Maya it was awful!!! We would have enjoyed it more if the locals weren't swarming us ever 5 min asking us to buy something, definitely a tourist trap, it was so bad the resort had people out to chase away the locals from their hustle

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LANE KIFFIN HAS TURNED DOWN THE LSU job and now LSU is in talks with Coach Red Beaulieu former coach of the Louisiana Cougars University which was the runner up in the 1998 Bourbon Bowl Championship game in a narrow loss to the South Central Louisiana University Mud Dogs.

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@Marlayna29 Milk

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@lady_valor_07 Close enough to perfect for me 😋

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@anotherquery @benonwine I would grab the baby and give to my wife and then reach in my holster and elimate the living sh*t out of them

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@femalebodybuil6 Energy drinks

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@AntiLeftMemes I would have to say! I think she was great at the job!! How anybody can stand in front of the press and lie about Sleepy Joe Biden every day should be given a medal! It's a shame that no one will remember her

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@BucketMech @Matt_Pinner Me either 😂 she's vibin havin a good time " It's Britney Bitch"

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@StandUpForTrmp I trust Dr. Cosby more than I do Dr. Jill Biden

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As a father, it’s your duty to drive a jacked up Jeep so your daughter isn’t impressed by some
f-boy’s stock car.

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Everyone’s crying about SNAP like society’s about to collapse. Meanwhile, I just paid for my food with money like an adult. No government swipe card needed. People aren’t starving in the streets; they’re just mad someone said “hey, maybe earn your groceries like the rest of us.���

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Millie Bobby Brown says “She hopes they (LGBTQ) find a cure” after donating $1,000,000

I’m done 🤣 #fblifestyle

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If you're on EBT because you're old, have a chronic illness/injury, and are trying to get ahead I will never look down on you and support you getting assistance. That being said I'd cut most of America off EBT.

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LSU next coach

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IMPORTANT: If you know anyone stuck in Jamaica, register with the US embassy ASAP. This helps with rescue efforts after the storm. Likely there will not be communications so this will help to inform personnel of your whereabouts should you need rescue. https://t.co/NGdki902do

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Reports state new hire contract for Coach Farmer Fran comes in a 4 year deal at $87 and unlimited pork rinds and potted meat sandwiches. Estimated buyout of 32.47 if not in the playoffs by year 2. Rumors speculate that Coach Kline and Ed Orgeron will be new Off Coor and Def Coor