Hazzy

no energy; scared of people.

this is just a vent account now sry

[Hazzy @ColdHazzard]

Moved out.
https://t.co/DFDgvg4HNP

[MAKAPATAG 👺☭ @makapatag]

ultraviolent tropical gothic horror dialectical mysticomaterialist xianxia buddhocommunism ttrpg 10,000 SWORDS AGAINST HEAVEN

play as wandering assholes who must survive together in a dead world slain by the forces of Peace, reanimated by neoliberalism and Capital. free below

[Quito 🌸📡|BINI Signals World Tour 2026 📡 @QuitoNitura]

If you haven’t eaten Good Shepherd Ube Jam from Baguio straight out of the jar with just a spoon, you haven’t experienced true ube.

[Hazzy @ColdHazzard]

Know that when I type "yt" I mean YouTube

[Hazzy @ColdHazzard]

A couch and TV time would fix me

[MAKAPATAG 👺☭ @makapatag]

severed roots thirst for answers in a world
drenched in godsblood and revolution.
sword in one hand. sutra in the other. cut a path
through the heaven-ruin. may you attain
violence.

GOD OBLITERATING VAJRA—keris-and-talisman dark fantasy. maoist wuxia. a free web epic. 🔗⬇️

[Hazzy @ColdHazzard]

For 10hrs I'll be accepting fast and simple sketch comms anything goes idk man

[Hazzy @ColdHazzard]

Becoming a morning person is making me feel superior. Gotta look at my achievements to humble myself.

[Hazzy @ColdHazzard]

I've grown accustomed to relying on chat bubbles to enclose my words and sentences as a form of punctuation

[Hazzy @ColdHazzard]

To all the people I've advised to "advocate for yourself" I'm sorry I think I made it sound easy

[Hazzy @ColdHazzard]

My karma is to be out-yapped while trying to yap about my interests

[Hazzy @ColdHazzard]

I be sendin reels (I'm in a dark place and I can't get out)

[Hazzy @ColdHazzard]

I knew I shoulda built that ark

[Hazzy @ColdHazzard]

My house is actively trying to kill me

[Hazzy @ColdHazzard]

I am decidedly NOT a Dave why do they keep trying that shit out

[Hazzy @ColdHazzard]

The darkness... It's creeping innnn

[Hazzy @ColdHazzard]

Everyday I wish that I have dunninged my last krueger

[Hazzy @ColdHazzard]

I have this thing where if i succeed enough times at a thing i epically fail at the point where i have too much experience for failure to not be embarrassing

[Hazzy @ColdHazzard]

they should advice me on how to spell it instead (kill me now)

[Hazzy @ColdHazzard]

I REALLY NEED my family to stop advising me on how to make my bolognaise (that they have already tasted before). They keep asking me if I need spaghetti sauce or to put hotdogs, or milk and sugar, or god forbid catsup! That's an entirely different spaghetti...

[Hazzy @ColdHazzard]

It's brutal out here