Alexis Zamora

Half-Mexican • Skip we love you • Trauma bonded with the human species •

[Alexis Zamora @ColdLampin]

I held my own private audition outside of the door yesterday. #EdSullivanTheater @Letterman

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Hey, @kendricklamar you have a Pulitzer bro. Just a reminder.

[Alexis Zamora @ColdLampin]

Hey @usa_TooGoodToGo, welcome to Houston but please, I beg, no more donuts 😂

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@limegreensharpy Lol

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I didn't know how much I would like hearing @KodakBlack1k on @kendricklamar records.

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@KELVlN_FILTER Cloudy with a chance of meatballs 1.

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@TheDynamoGooner Whad u do

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.@JustBlaze I saw this live a few nights ago on TikTok. Just give it a second. It's one of your songs.

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@HoustonTexans Zamora

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@defjam

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@Whataburger how long after contacting customer care should I expect a reply? You took my money but kept some of my food, which has happened a handful of times in my decades of whataburger eating, but I finally report it just to find myself reaching out on Twitter 12 days later?

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@desusnice Rofl

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There aren't any neighborhoods in Houston I can't go and somehow I'm still not safe anywhere.

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@Tesla you should be able to play a blow off valve sound when the throttle is released.

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Hey @aclfestival, can I get in with this?

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@TheDynamoGooner @kanyewest You know jujitsu. Who knew?

[Alexis Zamora @ColdLampin]

Just make Yeezy shell toes. @kanyewest

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@TheDynamoGooner @kanyewest Ur closets.

[Alexis Zamora @ColdLampin]

Ahahahahaha

[𝘼𝙭𝙚𝙡 𝙈𝙖𝙧𝙚𝙨 @axelmares]

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