The Stoned Cold Liberal

A not quite young, angry, liberal who doesn't give a fuck.
Follow me,your wife probably does
#blacklivesmatter #factsmatter #sciencematters #trollslayer #resist

[The Stoned Cold Liberal @ColdLiberal]

I feel like anyone spouting #AllLivesMatter or #BlueLivesMatter that happen to listen to hip hop should only legally be allowed to listen to Kanye. Just saying.

[The Stoned Cold Liberal @ColdLiberal]

Do you #callthepolice when it's the cops doing the killing? Asking for every person of color in this country.

[The Stoned Cold Liberal @ColdLiberal]

I assumed Waka was trending because of Fozzy Bear. I was extremely disappointed but as far as modern relevance goes not that far off. "Look ma no fans"

[The Stoned Cold Liberal @ColdLiberal]

#SplashforceTookStock Wait is this the name of Trump's pee pee tape?

[The Stoned Cold Liberal @ColdLiberal]

@unangemessene Agreed!

[The Stoned Cold Liberal @ColdLiberal]

You know how the dull right. (People stupid enough to believe in Q-Anon) like to spread ridiclous conspiracy theories about Dems. Well lets start are own and make it trend. Here's the hash tag
#whydorepublicans lets make em hurt blue army!

[The Stoned Cold Liberal @ColdLiberal]

#whydorepublicans refuse to wear masks? Don't you know that's what keeps you from becoming gay? Shhh no hate, if they buy it maybe they'll wear the fucking thing!

[The Stoned Cold Liberal @ColdLiberal]

#whydorepublicans add democratic officals and liberals to the evergrowing Epistein flight manifests but not a single conservative? Oh that's right because your dumb as fuck, it doesn't work with your agenda or a combo of the two?

[The Stoned Cold Liberal @ColdLiberal]

And for the record no I don't read the Hearld just passed by it in the grocery store.

[The Stoned Cold Liberal @ColdLiberal]

Ugh when the city you work in makes the cover of the Boston Hearld due to Covid. So ready to be back in lockdown.

[The Stoned Cold Liberal @ColdLiberal]

@unangemessene Yep but until Biden wins or they cross Trump they will remain protected and even given a shot in winning office.

[The Stoned Cold Liberal @ColdLiberal]

#whydorepublicans only acknowledge child trafficking because of Q-Anon? The better question is what are you doing to make it better. I am a social worker and give to charties that do the work. You accuse people like Oprah & Hanks. We are not the same.

[The Stoned Cold Liberal @ColdLiberal]

@unangemessene So sickening

[The Stoned Cold Liberal @ColdLiberal]

#whydorepublicans not eat babies. Don't they know they're delicious and high in fiber!

[The Stoned Cold Liberal @ColdLiberal]

#whydorepublicans always call meetings that should of been in an email

[The Stoned Cold Liberal @ColdLiberal]

#whydorepublicans always drive 10 miles under the speed limit in the left lane. Why is that I have to cut 4 lanes to get in front of your V8 monster truck in my fucking Civic every commute

[The Stoned Cold Liberal @ColdLiberal]

You know how you conserative fucks were laughing at all the libs crying when Hillary lost
This is what they were fucking crying about! #TrumpKills but don't worry there is a cure! Vote like your life, your parents life & your grandparents life is counting on it because it is!

[The Stoned Cold Liberal @ColdLiberal]

You know you smoke entirely too much weed when your delivery guy texts you to make sure you're okay after not placing an order in awhile.