Cole

[Cole @Cole_Praitano]

“I told bill Snyder up in the box, 8 points isn’t enough you gotta be up 2 scores”

[Cole @Cole_Praitano]

@edwhis_x I love the “future” energy this account is giving off. It’s a cold world we live in

[Baltimore Orioles @Orioles]

ODOR WITH THE WALK-OFF HOME RUN IN THE 13TH INNING!!

[Cole @Cole_Praitano]

When I pay for shipping but it still doesn’t arrive in the given threshold I deserve a refund. That’s not convenient for me

[Cole @Cole_Praitano]

@giblin_jake The fact that I never know if this shit is sarcastic or not infuriates me

[Cole @Cole_Praitano]

@basedrouse So much tradition. Absolutely love to see it

[Cole @Cole_Praitano]

@Adrianher21 Bro just miss for once

[Cole @Cole_Praitano]

One thing I can say I’ve learned after 22 years is I was not put on this planet to own a terrarium

[Jake Giblin @giblin_jake]

I think Cedric Mullins is one of the most underrated players in MLB

[Cole @Cole_Praitano]

@giblin_jake @StevenACohen2 Can we start a go fund me to put people in the stands in Camden yards when the Yankees or Red Sox aren’t in town

[Cole @Cole_Praitano]

@basedrouse NICE THROW!

[Jake Giblin @giblin_jake]

ORAL!!!

[Cole @Cole_Praitano]

@giblin_jake @GlancyDavid Asshole

[Cole @Cole_Praitano]

@giblin_jake Well that’s enough Twitter for the day I think

[Cierra 🌙✨ @thegirlcici]

How I met How Y’all Met Durk : Durk:

[Cole @Cole_Praitano]

@basedrouse @edwhis_x Shows dryer than dry wall

[Cole @Cole_Praitano]

Nobody:

Me: oh say less I have a playlist for that

[Cole @Cole_Praitano]

My phone gave me an alarm clock suggestion for 9:30 tomorrow. Turns out I work at 10. I stg this damn phone knows more about me than I do

[Cole @Cole_Praitano]

@edwhis_x

[Cole @Cole_Praitano]

@chadharrisjrr I be sitting there for hours holding the ladder while he puts up lights and thinks of new places to hang bird feeders