.

fuck it/georgian college business

[. @Coleman___]

stupid tweets are funny tweets its twitter not the fuckin dictionary

[maximus〽️ @Maxthepapi]

Adult friendships be like “I miss you bro, let's hang out in November".

[kira 👾 @kirawontmiss]

who the hell is falling asleep to this

[2009 Alex Rodriguez @LeBronCenaOrton]

me risking my job, career and future for an extra 10 minute’s sleep every morning:

[Jann ❃ @janelyyleyvaa]

I still haven’t used y=mx+b

[kira 👾 @kirawontmiss]

elon musk really bought twitter for $45 billion when i got that shіt for free on the app store

[toxic king @toxicking]

It’s 4/20 eve remember to leave the milk and cookies out for snoop dogg

[Respectfully Justin @JustinLaboy]

Where can I find this bottle? #Respectfully

[Ceejay @lilceejay_]

Never be too fucked up bout nun .. shit gone always play out how it’s supposed to

[toxic king @toxicking]

Why would my own brain ruin my own day like who’s side are you even on mf

[ICE T @FINALLEVEL]

I was robbed at a gas station in NJ last night. After my hands stopped trembling..I managed to call the cops and they were quick to respond and calmed me down..... My money is gone.. the police asked me if I knew who did it..I said yes.. it was pump number 9…

[Will Compton @_willcompton]

Dude has played 22 seasons, won 7 Super Bowls, has 5 Super Bowl MVPs, 3 NFL MVPs, made 15 Pro Bowls and said “Unfinished Business”

Man what?! 😂

[Qui❤️ @Mamas_ripdad]

Friendships that be like "you paid for that so I'll buy these" are the best. Can't fuck with people who be on that “nahhh you owe me $2.31”

[𝗕𝗿𝗲𝗲𝘇𝘆’🦉 @OvOBrezzzy]

“hannah baker wouldn’t last a day in euphoria” bro she ain’t even make it in her own show 💀💀