Cole Shelton

Mechanical engineer. Cofounder of TEAM WORM. Permanent ostomate.
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[Cole Shelton @ColeS256]

@BrandiKruse Yet you posted a child's face on January 18th.

[Cole Shelton @ColeS256]

@AnnieGotAGun_1 @StarcraftTed @GuntherEagleman The administration did not use "the act of 1996" to deprive non-citizens of their rights. Even they know that's not how it works.

[Cole Shelton @ColeS256]

@IGN @jeremysmiles they added a 3 wolves boss

[Cole Shelton @ColeS256]

If I'm not supposed to drink loctite, why is it such fun little colors?

[Cole Shelton @ColeS256]

Damn, they got him

[Cole Shelton @ColeS256]

Thanks guys, I drank the white one

[Cole Shelton @ColeS256]

Please help. I'm at my grandparents house and paralyzed by choice

[Cole Shelton @ColeS256]

Soap

[Cole Shelton @ColeS256]

Good thing nothing bad has ever happened after an assassination in broad daylight in eastern europe.

[Cole Shelton @ColeS256]

I told myself i didn't want to play Hades 2 until full release but I windmill slammed that buy button and I don't regret it (I played it for 12 hours)

[Xillya @ItsXillya]

Sunday Matinee! ft. nobody important :)

[Cole Shelton @ColeS256]

@quiktripcorp Anything that you lead me to google is done in incognito

[Cole Shelton @ColeS256]

@Quorators @jeremysmiles Quorators is the only podcast that makes me laugh enough that I can't listen to it at work.

[Cole Shelton @ColeS256]

Why do we have have chess scenes in movies and not minesweeper scenes?

[Cole Shelton @ColeS256]

@Jauwnio Day one. Jauwn to the moon

[Cole Shelton @ColeS256]

Completely disregarding my gastroenterologist's opinion and choosing my Crohn's treatment by the quality of their TV ads

[Cole Shelton @ColeS256]

@jhortplays That's genius

[Cole Shelton @ColeS256]

@Nospimi99 It's just more ethical piracy IMO

[Cole Shelton @ColeS256]

I will be haunted by this forever. Thanks WOM

[Cole Shelton @ColeS256]

Where would humanity be without the minecraft wiki?