Colin Vandervort

My tweets are funnier in my head

[Colin Vandervort @Colin_Vandy]

Just gave a tour at work. At the end some guy walked up to me and said “you’re really nice for a mad scientist” 💚

[Colin Vandervort @Colin_Vandy]

Best arcade game to see at a bar?

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They’re not cheating, you’re just bad.

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Movies that actually use props and practical effects hold up wayyy better than CGI

[Colin Vandervort @Colin_Vandy]

One like and I’ll go back to making tik toks

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The most unrealistic thing in any movie ever is the question “who are you” I’ve never asked that in my entire life.

I just assume I forgot them and pretend that I remember

[Read Raising Expectations (and Raising Hell) @JPHilllllll]

Holy shit an underwater gas line burst at an oil platform in the Gulf of Mexico, and part of the ocean caught fire.

[Green Thumb Industries (GTI) @GTIGrows]

"From January to March, Illinois generated about $86,537,000 in adult-use cannabis tax revenue, compared to $72,281,000 from liquor sales."
https://t.co/dWfvOzoicx

[Barstool Sports @barstoolsports]

RIP Jessica Walter. Lucille Bluth delivered legendary line after legendary line @LightsCameraPod

[Dr. Sucio 🖤🔪 @_blvckson_]

this. this is what we need more of. fuck the dumb shit.

[Colin Vandervort @Colin_Vandy]

312 bottles #MTNDEWMAJORMELON #mypromotionentry

[Colin Vandervort @Colin_Vandy]

Just physically got really angry because someone brought up the last season of GOT. I’m still not over it.

[Dr Mark D. Scherz @MarkScherz]

My colleagues and I have discovered intense, neon-green fluorescence in the web-footed gecko, Pachydactylus rangei!
It's produced by modified iridophores and is amongst the brightest fluorescence in vertebrates.
Published today in @SciReports!
More here: https://t.co/3gtmeKyVm4

[Colin Vandervort @Colin_Vandy]

I just unfollowed @realDonaldTrump and it feels so good

[Colin Vandervort @Colin_Vandy]

5 months of no movies released and now people have the audacity to say the new Wonder Woman is good

[Colin Vandervort @Colin_Vandy]

“It’s just a shot of Fireball, it’s like I’m popping an Altoid “- my 65 year old aunt

[Colin Vandervort @Colin_Vandy]

Ottawa guys that I don’t even interact with keep adding my GF on Facebook. Guys chill, you’re giving this town a real desperate vibe

[Jack Black @jackblack]

My spidey senses are TINGLING!!
📹 @taylorstphens

[Colin Vandervort @Colin_Vandy]

@harm_raye Your followers are uncultured

[harm @harm_raye]

Gotta settle something once and for all....

Ace Ventura... which one is better??

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