Colin A

Following Rangers and trying not to take other things too seriously

[Colin A @ColinA2911]

@TheEveningTimes So if I go to the gym, lose 3 stone I get engaged to one the staff?

Or if I put on 3 stone do I get a date with the girl from my local Chinese carry out?

[Colin A @ColinA2911]

@TheEveningTimes What was the Rangers score?

Anyone got a stream for the Rangers game?

How did Morelos not get a red card?

[Colin A @ColinA2911]

@TheEveningTimes They can help carry the drinks when the adults are incapable.

[Colin A @ColinA2911]

@TheEveningTimes Excited?

Hey you guys did you see we are getting another hotel?

WHAT,,

[Colin A @ColinA2911]

@TremendoHendo72 Ferries to Capri and Sorrento. Pizzas are the best. If you get a taxi be sure where you are going, agree cost then shut your eyes and pray. Pompeii is great but some people say Herculaneum might be more enjoyable

[Colin A @ColinA2911]

@_LY72 Congrats, but be aware of having a social media presence and its implications. It's cost people their jobs in childcare

[Colin A @ColinA2911]

@TheEveningTimes "So we agree that we'll make these crossings bigger?"

"Yeah but "bigger" isn't very exciting"

"Then let's say they're "super crossings"

"Awesome!"

[Colin A @ColinA2911]

@ScotRail Should you not really just use one door?

[Colin A @ColinA2911]

@TheEveningTimes Haven't even had the moving walkway working for ages. Folk having to walk all that way to find they should have went to the other gate for the cheap flights. Awful

[Colin A @ColinA2911]

@STVNews Law & Order:: Compliance Unit

Playing for SEVCO is a heinous crime.

These are the stories of the utter fukkwits who study every minute, of every SEVCO game in order to be offended and identify conspiracies within the SFA, SPL, UEFA, FIFA........

[Colin A @ColinA2911]

@TheEveningTimes John, I think the word you were looking for is "hysterically".

[Colin A @ColinA2911]

@LadyCatHT Spoken with a partner nursery today and they do not seem to be happy with the proposals. Expect there will be issues in the details

[Colin A @ColinA2911]

@TheEveningTimes A Rapid shuttle pod? Does it have wheels, wings, run on tracks or is it a wind-up.

How big is a pod?

[Colin A @ColinA2911]

@screebs69 @spacegirlgail That's the kind of talk that gets you sent for Elocution.

My Mum pronounced this as Electrocution. I think that was a mistake on her part but, different times.

[Colin A @ColinA2911]

@spacegirlgail @screebs69 As a primary school kid for most of the 60s a large part of my language and vocabulary came from DC Thomson's Victor, Commando, Broons & Oor Wullie.

My Mum enrolled me for Elocution night classes

[Colin A @ColinA2911]

@screebs69 @spacegirlgail Today you could probably sue your parents for allowing you to suffer such a trauma

[Colin A @ColinA2911]

@TheEveningTimes So every time Greggs opens a new shop you eat more sausage rolls?

[Colin A @ColinA2911]

@STVNews It's like every other week you hand your Twitter account over to the most inept communicator on your staff team.

The competition must be fierce though.

[Colin A @ColinA2911]

@STVNews Not a Good Year then?