Colin Beswick

No, I don't want to share sweet potato fries.

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Just saw someone use Shazam to discover All My Friends

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Wow, I just learned I was gifted the Blue album from @kylebeswick THREE months after it was released as well as Too High to Die by the Meat Muppets EIGHT months after its release for my 10th birthday. He was only 13!!!

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“Well, my favorite new song was released in 2022 and sounds like a song from 2011, so yeah, I’m pretty cool”

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Before you ask, the answer is definitely “no, I have not read that Substack”

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@gumbokinney Not even close!

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Is there anything a kid hates more than Mother’s Day?

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More like Find Her iPhone

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My favorite comedian is any LOTR meme about daily life

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“Next, an award for a young person, but, before that, a performance by an old person.”

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Jon Batiste is coming for that John Legend crown

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@ColinBeswick John Legend is still the undisputed attendance king and now he's working televised specials and all-star weekends too! #Oscars

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Wonder where they’ll take Saltburn 2

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Happy employee review deadline day to all who celebrate!

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ABC’s “The Year’s Top Stories” is the saddest movie I’ve ever seen

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@westondeboer You work at del taco?

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@tacobell is it really that you “don’t carry” the Double Decker taco anymore or that you refuse to make it?

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Looking forward to the end of Taylor Swift jokes made by 45 year old sportscasters

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@owsh Owen, look deep inside. You know it to be true!

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One of the great disappointments one can experience in Austin, Texas is opening a box of donuts to discover only kolaches inside

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@QuinnThanks Hahahaha

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Is there anything worse than a Wilsonless We Anderson movie?