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Bay Area resident repping San Diego

[Cooker @ColinCook7]

@TalkinBaseball_ @RyanCohen24 People in the comments saying the Padres aren’t a small market team. Padres ARE a small market team. Peter Seidel just spent like a large market team which brought above average baseball to a fan base for over 5 years. Greatest home field vibes in baseball!

[Cooker @ColinCook7]

Dylan Cease looks like a dude that can make a hell of a cocktail. #padres #A’s

[Cooker @ColinCook7]

Tell you what, Profar keeps this shit up, he’s going to the All-Star game. #Padres

[Cooker @ColinCook7]

If I’m a leader in that clubhouse, I’m pulling a players only meeting to talk about how tired I am losing to the fucking Phillies #padres

[Cooker @ColinCook7]

Profar just knocked in 3 to take the lead 6-3. 😂😂😂. If this holds, you called it! IF it holds! 😜

[J-Macszn @Hughjass3323]

@TalkinBaseball_ If he walks off the dodgers tonight I'm dying

[Cooker @ColinCook7]

What’s the jug of molasses for on top of the fridge?

[Cooker @ColinCook7]

This looks like how the #chargers typically lose important games

[Jason La Canfora @JasonLaCanfora]

Dropped fourth down catch and lucky bounce through a DBs hands and facemask and a first-down fumble. Can't make it up

[Cooker @ColinCook7]

Wait, this pushed you over the edge? Trump is a Russian asset and has been since the 80’s. My fellow patriots, you need to be better.

[Acyn @Acyn]

Retired LT. Gen. Ben Hodges: The thing that really pushed me over the edge on Mr. Trump is when I heard him talking about “my generals” and “my judges” as if we were some third world country that the judges and generals all owed their fealty to whoever the dictator was.

[Cooker @ColinCook7]

Same here. Ordered in November, still hasn’t arrived and no response to my outreach. WTF?!

[Cooker @ColinCook7]

Wow, the NFL really hates the #Chargers how is that not a late hit out of bounds?

[Cooker @ColinCook7]

The legend!

[Big League Digest @BigLeagueDigest]

Tony Gwynn’s top 2 hitting tips:

1. Your stance doesn’t matter, but if you’re not balanced by the time you load, you’re out.

2. Swing the knob, not the barrel

[Cooker @ColinCook7]

The GOP doesn’t care about their buffoonery at this point. Tricking the masses doesn’t matter to them. It’s a coup! Please realize that this coup is continuing. This behavior tells
me they’re going to steal the election and it’s in the bag. Wake up and prosecute these fuckers!

[All In with Chris Hayes @allinwithchris]

.@RepAOC on the Republican-led impeachment hearing: "I am quite not really sure why they decided to embarrass themselves in this manner today."

[Cooker @ColinCook7]

Marvell Wynne

[Codify @CodifyBaseball]

Making a list of the best names in baseball history.
Please contribute. I'll start.

Coco Crisp.

[Cooker @ColinCook7]

Just over a month ago I tweeted the #Padres need to go 45-31 to finish the season and grab the last playoff spot. Let’s check in: they’re 14-11 since then .560. 45-31 is .592. This isn’t gonna get it done. Still a disappointing 2 games below .500 on the season. #lfgsd

[Cooker @ColinCook7]

Just about to the all star break. Let’s check in on my #padres. I think at a minimum, they’re going to need to go 45-31 to finish the season and maybe sneak into the last playoff spot. This would finish the season 8 games over .500. Not great with sample size so far. We’ll see

[Cooker @ColinCook7]

Couple of old homies after dusting their 2nd bottle of Silver Oak

[Cooker @ColinCook7]

I remember watching this game with my brother. I was 10 years old. We laughed and pointed out seeing Randy Ready and John Kruk holding people back. We had met them both earlier that year since Randy Ready lived down the street from us. Kruk was staying with him 4 some reason

[Rick Sutcliffe @Sut_40]

Hawk looked up at me and said “where is he”. I said “at 2nd base” he said “help me up”!!!

[Cooker @ColinCook7]

Just about to the all star break. Let’s check in on my #padres. I think at a minimum, they’re going to need to go 45-31 to finish the season and maybe sneak into the last playoff spot. This would finish the season 8 games over .500. Not great with sample size so far. We’ll see

[Cooker @ColinCook7]

Told ya. Pressure is just too much at that depth for an uncertified sub. Sad to hear the outcome. Just weird the media kept talking about air running out #OceanGate

[Cooker @ColinCook7]

People keep talking about these dumb billionaires and the #titanicsubmersible with their air running out in another 40 hours. As if the fucking Pringle can they were in didn’t implode at only 1000 feet depth 🙄

[Cooker @ColinCook7]

People keep talking about these dumb billionaires and the #titanicsubmersible with their air running out in another 40 hours. As if the fucking Pringle can they were in didn’t implode at only 1000 feet depth 🙄

[Cooker @ColinCook7]

The #padres are pretty good…at scoring 1 run…