Colin “Big Monty” Montgomerie

Monty's Fairway & Cabernet Club. Parody Not actually Colin Montgomerie.
Lowering handicaps and emptying wine cellars since 1994.

Deadhead 💀

[Colin “Big Monty” Montgomerie @ColinHempen]

@NFL_DovKleiman Knew this was coming. Ya Arch is held to a higher standard and should have the generational PR training to not say it. But fr we have grown ass men in all leagues getting charged for doing this and nada. It’s so clearly AI, anyone under 70 can see that. He laughed get over it

[Colin “Big Monty” Montgomerie @ColinHempen]

Crown our King @rone!

Truly played the best game. The lone wolf and true puppeteer. Made these boys beg to know who voted for who. @BFW was right about the other two all along and was right next to the game. How’d he do that. Adam Ferrone

[Viva La Stool @VivaLaStool]

That smirk…

#SurvivingBarstool

[Colin “Big Monty” Montgomerie @ColinHempen]

Fired an early +2 at the local Par 3 even walked in honor of the laborers #dialed

Time to get after the afternoon of final day of Saratoga by the pool #Saratoga

[Colin “Big Monty” Montgomerie @ColinHempen]

An hour and twenty minutes of uninterrupted putting flow #golfbv

[Colin “Big Monty” Montgomerie @ColinHempen]

Lost my ass on Travers Stakes

Buddy hit a hole in one today that I got to witness! Followed by the grade school fantasy draft.

All in all good day!

[Perry "Chip" Maxwell @ChipJohnson01]

- LIV Golf dead
- Good Good shrunk
- Match play coming back to the PGA Tour
- College football is back

All in the span of a week, who’s got it better than us?

[Colin “Big Monty” Montgomerie @ColinHempen]

@richparker222 @BillyBayou1 I’ll keep you in tune Doc!

[Colin “Big Monty” Montgomerie @ColinHempen]

@GolfChannel why did I just see a Good Good ad? Get this filth off my screen

[Colin “Big Monty” Montgomerie @ColinHempen]

Feeling Holy walking around with these two. Insider source they went to church together this morning. #BMWChamp

[Colin “Big Monty” Montgomerie @ColinHempen]

Burly Bomb! Top of the first. Gonna be a good one at Wrigley with the wind today!

[Colin “Big Monty” Montgomerie @ColinHempen]

Viktor getting in a bit of a grove. Keep this up get a rip at the turn and a candy bar and go low on the back now kid! #PGATour

[Colin “Big Monty” Montgomerie @ColinHempen]

Coffee in the rain already off the docket for this Sunday morning!

Big line up today:
- FedEx playoffs
- US Am 36 hole final
- Cardinals vs cubs
- Saratoga Live for 6 hours
• bonus Corgi Cup coverage

Let’s have a Lards Day people!!

[MLB @MLB]

3 home runs in his first 3 Major League at-bats 😤

Did Joshua Báez put on the best MLB debut EVER?!

[Colin “Big Monty” Montgomerie @ColinHempen]

Jose Ortiz is a man on a mission today.

Tough run for Tulip in Race 4 started off hot and just gained to much ground out the gate to hold on.

[Colin “Big Monty” Montgomerie @ColinHempen]

@BFW hey big customer you’re on a chic fil a slander campaign for the city of ATL. EVEN @raisingcanes thinks the cardinals have the best fans in baseball

[Colin “Big Monty” Montgomerie @ColinHempen]

Here they go again! This shits got to get figured out within the next few years. Every year it’s what team from the AL will play the Dodgers in the WS. They restock, pay, then trade off for new stock

[MLB @MLB]

Dodgers reportedly acquire LHP Tarik Skubal from the Tigers, per multiple reports including MLB's @Feinsand.

(MLB x @CohnReznick)

[Colin “Big Monty” Montgomerie @ColinHempen]

Paddy the fucking baddy!!!!!

Choke out early like he called!

[Colin “Big Monty” Montgomerie @ColinHempen]

I’m fully convinced now Jayson Tatum hated Jaylen Brown. Browns been tied to every trade the C’s have tried making for past few season. Now you send him to Philly a rival for a washed up Paul George???

[Colin “Big Monty” Montgomerie @ColinHempen]

Early and often Steener! Build this team ready to compete in 2-3 years

[St. Louis Blues @StLouisBlues]

TRADE ALERT | The Blues have acquired Connor McMichael, Milton Gastrin and the 16th overall pick in the 2026 #NHLDraft in exchange for Jordan Kyrou. https://t.co/I7K7zDK7CC #stlblues

[Chi “Chili” Rodriguez @chili_dipped]

The Father’s Day villain vs. the guy grilling in Air Monarchs.