Colin Plomp

Detroit vs Everybody

[Evan Lobsinger WWP @HockeytownEvan]

Ottawa, Florida, New Jersey, and Washington are all Eastern Conference teams trying to improve their team. When will Detroit do the same?

[Ryan Hana @RyanHanaWWP]

@HockeytownEvan Their captain is asking to leave, Eric.

[Jack Richardson @jackrichrdson]

If Brady ever pulls what Larkin is currently doing I’d lose so much respect for him. Would genuinely shock me.

Have to feel for Red Wings fans. I don’t, but some might.

[Jack Richardson @jackrichrdson]

At this point I’m convinced the Sens could win the Cup next season and people would still think Brady is unhappy here

[Ryan Hana @RyanHanaWWP]

the most impactful moment in the universe's timeline since they shot Harambe

[JFresh @JFreshHockey]

Assuming the package for Larkin from Minnesota is Yurov + Stramel + 2027 1st, if I am Yzerman I call Larkin's agent and tell him that I look forward to seeing him at training camp.

[Down Goes Brown @DownGoesBrown]

Oh you want out so badly that you gave us three whole teams, two of which already win all the Cups plus one with no assets left to make a decent offer? Cool, you have five years left on your contract, see you at practice.

[JFresh @JFreshHockey]

as tempted as i am to unreservedly dunk on the red wings and the yzerplan and the many, many annoying members of their fanbase rn, IMO this is a pretty weak move by Larkin

[Ryan Hana @RyanHanaWWP]

Mo Seider is so sick, man.

[b @biazzarro]

so wedgewood can’t win the vezina because he plays behind makar who can’t win the norris because he plays with mackinnon who can’t win the hart because he plays with makar and necas who are coached by bednar who can’t win the jack adams because he coaches makar and mackinnon?

[Ryan Hana @RyanHanaWWP]

Canes in 3

[Ryan Hana @RyanHanaWWP]

In Detroit's final 20 games of the season, 8 of them were vs. non-playoff teams (CBJ was the best of them, no others was close).

They went 2-5-1 (0.313 pts %), dropping 11 points to lottery teams (incl. 0-3-0 vs. 25th place FLA in that span).

Missed playoffs by 8 points. #LGRW

[Colin Plomp @Colinplomp]

@WingedWheelPod I'm so thankful I don't have to wake up tomorrow and do a podcast about this team..

[Brad Krysko WWP @BradKrysko]

Pardon my language but…..

Fuck this fucking rule for fuck sakes.

[Colin Plomp @Colinplomp]

@HockeytownEvan Essentially it's Soderblom, Holl, and a 1st for Faulk. That's awesome.

[Michael Amato @amato_mike]

How are there 11 teams worse than these Maple Leafs in the standings?

[Uncle Tofu aka mr steal your data @yolo_pinyato]

"Overtime Game 7 of Celtics - Lakers, where we are now playing a game of horse"

[Josh Yohe @JoshYohe_PGH]

Canada captain:

• 20 playoff series wins
• 3 Stanley Cups
• 2 Conn Smythe trophies
• 2 Olympic golds
• Golden goal scorer
• 4 Nations winner
• 2016 World Cup winner (and MVP)

USA captain:

• 1 playoff series win
• Captain of the team that is synonymous with losing

[Barstool Detroit @BSMotorCity]

How is this puck not fully covered