Colin About Your Cars Extended Warranty

I can see the moon from my backyard.
pronouns: he/him/they/dude/friend

[Colin About Your Cars Extended Warranty @ColinUranus]

Possibly the worst thing I've ever seen. Thanks Adrien Brody

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@MisterSniffen I've never tried wordle, but that fact that you play is the best advertisement.

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@GaimerGai Would you settle for just one?

[Colin About Your Cars Extended Warranty @ColinUranus]

*hits blunt* drugs are for losers *karate chops cocaine*

[Colin About Your Cars Extended Warranty @ColinUranus]

@GroovyBruce The days may be over, but they were good days.

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@SpintaxTheGreen The relic kind of looks like a baby being born in the 70's

[Colin About Your Cars Extended Warranty @ColinUranus]

@StonnySays Pretty good name for an improv group.

[Colin About Your Cars Extended Warranty @ColinUranus]

If you are what you eat, then Eating the Rich sounds very aspirational.

[Colin About Your Cars Extended Warranty @ColinUranus]

That period between Christmas day and New year's day is basically the taint of the holidays.

[Justin “Hoops” McElroy @JustinMcElroy]

Zephaniah 3:17

The Lord your God is in your midst, a mighty one who will save; He will rejoice over you with gladness; he will quiet you by his love; he will exult over you with loud singing.

[Colin About Your Cars Extended Warranty @ColinUranus]

@misterarnie Jasus, we may actually be the same person

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@StonnySays No

[Colin About Your Cars Extended Warranty @ColinUranus]

Being at work on Halloween is great. I mean what could be scarier than giving up your favorite holiday for adult responsibilities.

[Colin About Your Cars Extended Warranty @ColinUranus]

Just posting to show off my halloween nickname. #spooky

[Tim Sniffen @MisterSniffen]

My favorite time for #writing is just before sunrise, because an hour later, my screams & wailing over the loss of my gift serves as a kind of natural alarm clock for the children

[Colin About Your Cars Extended Warranty @ColinUranus]

@MisterSniffen This tweet alone is proof that your gift is still here

[Colin About Your Cars Extended Warranty @ColinUranus]

@GaimerGai It's hot garbage.

[Colin About Your Cars Extended Warranty @ColinUranus]

@GaimerGai I'm hyped, I just don't have a Ps5 🤷‍♂️

[Colin About Your Cars Extended Warranty @ColinUranus]

@GaimerGai Happy anniversary doe.