Colleen

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Could whoever invented those colorblind glasses try to tackle time blindness next?? Feel free to use this as a jumping-off point:

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Hm, I wonder what X is short for??

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Okay but YOU KNOW he’s gonna rebrand and change Twitter’s name to something freaky like “Gaͣlaxyßird-1 X”

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The real winner of figmatch!
@rogie @danjlevy #Config2023

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Daydreaming about power washing my brain

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@sristiena Love this for you

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Waiting game at this point

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You know what? Fine. I’ll buy Twitter.

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Wow, apparently some wires got crossed with my Twitter acquisition?? Can’t be real. SYSTEM IS RIGGED!! !

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@YoniAstro @sristiena

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@WhiteHouse Oh, before elections??? Classic left-wing ploy to increase democratic voter turnout after more people start to hear how stupid republicans sound

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Post Malone is gen z’s Jimmy Buffett

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Photo of me starting a new project:

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@MathiasaurusRex Um what? How? Are you accepting requests???

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Sometimes you palak paneer. Other times the paneer palaks you.

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Wherever you go, there you are #keepthatthangonme

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Fire collaaaab #ad

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Sure, stranger things is strange. But I can’t shake this strange feeling that I could think up many stranger things than stranger things. Just sayin’

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Oklahoma gov bans abortions after 6 weeks. Less than 24hr later severe tornadoes and hail whip through the state causing mass damage? For days? Does god exist? Is she a woman?

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Still pronounced “Twitter” though

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Okay but YOU KNOW he’s gonna rebrand and change Twitter’s name to something freaky like “Gaͣlaxyßird-1 X”

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My attachment style is usually like 3MB over the maximum file size. #psychologyfacts