Collected Nelson

i think its cute to make it clear we just really like nelson and are compiling stuff on his behalf / DMs open for submissions

[Collected Nelson @CollectedN]

it's the MOrBid feeliNG of seeiNg a MaCHiNE aNd NOtiCINg that it looks Very well desigNed oiled aNd well-oiled BUt for what purpose you doN'T kNOw

[Collected Nelson @CollectedN]

i only lol as a part of lol-critique

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hey. would you guys take Nelson's Gambit? (would you live in a world where there were women)

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im hungry.. this has got to stop

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a couple years ago this came on at the club and i had a rare moment of actual real ecstasy which i'll probably never have again. everybody in the club (about five people) completely lost themselves skipped around a central column like a maypole, no cap

[Collected Nelson @CollectedN]

tragic story. pitchfork writer had a horrible record to review. he gave it a 0.0/10. years later after listening to it over and over he said it was one of his favourites, even though it was a bad album

[Collected Nelson @CollectedN]

these are people who don't find it magical when there's a hole in the ground and you can see what was there before, who don't find it exciting when a street is closed, who don't find the machinery beautiful, who find construction workers to be brutish rather than heroic

[Collected Nelson @CollectedN]

unfortunately i'm not on instagram so I don't have a direct connection with Justice

[Collected Nelson @CollectedN]

shant listen to any "musician" who is also a "prophet, poet, priest"

[Collected Nelson @CollectedN]

i am so flattered at your knowledge of nelson lore

[Collected Nelson @CollectedN]

kanye's like I listen to really weird music like normal prog rock and meme videos

[Collected Nelson @CollectedN]

unfortunately i was a precocious reader as a child and to a lesser extent as a teen and so people who have known me a while expect me to have the attendant vocab

[Collected Nelson @CollectedN]

i dont cry nor puke in front of women, which is kind of like negging

[Collected Nelson @CollectedN]

please think of me as youre shopping and i'll think of you at the post office

[Collected Nelson @CollectedN]

i have hundreds and hundreds of dollars

[Collected Nelson @CollectedN]

if my country gets invaded and i have a flag in my room of any kind, under the geneva conventions I can be killed with impunity because i'd have combatant status

[Collected Nelson @CollectedN]

when food is spoiled I eat it to boost my immune system

[Collected Nelson @CollectedN]

soon I'm going to go to the grocery store and buy ingredients. and to any losers who might say to me "but nelson, food is really expensive" i will rejoin "i literally need this to survive you fucking reprobate"

[Collected Nelson @CollectedN]

when people tell you "you remind me so much of this person" or "you two would get along" they are playing dollhouse with their lives and are trying to put all their oddball dolls in the same room, agree / disagree