Colleen Weiler

Because this was bound to happen eventually...

[Frog and Toad Bot @FrogandToadbot]

“We are not afraid!” screamed Frog and Toad at the same time.

[snarls @SnarlsDeGaulle]

no millennial has all 3:
-a primary care doctor
-housing that gets direct sunlight
-artistic fulfillment

[jonny sun @jonnysun]

me when the restaurant brings out bread for the table

[Colleen Weiler @Colleenhaha]

I feel like Mariah performing AIWFCIY to close the #MacysThanksgivingDayParade has got to be the final scene is my own personal movie. Goodbye everyone! *credits roll*

[Colleen Weiler @Colleenhaha]

I can’t believe Mariah came to my parade I am so honored #MacysParade

[Colleen Weiler @Colleenhaha]

A DREAM A HERO A QUEEN THE ULTIMATE CHRISTMAS AND NOW THANKSGIVING GODDESS MARIAH CAREY #MacysParade

[Colleen Weiler @Colleenhaha]

Oh my god I have not seen Joss Stone in legit 15 years. Didn’t she used to not wear shoes? Is she now? Who can say? #MacysParade

[Colleen Weiler @Colleenhaha]

Oh no this reindeer is terrifying no no no I hate it #MacysParade

[Colleen Weiler @Colleenhaha]

#ProudlyPrancing #MacysParade

[Colleen Weiler @Colleenhaha]

FRAGGLE ROCK THANKSGIVING DAY PARADE GIVE IT TO MEEEEEE #MacysParade

[Colleen Weiler @Colleenhaha]

I signed a contract in blood long ago to support Jimmy Fallon in whatever he does #MacysParade

[Colleen Weiler @Colleenhaha]

The Stuart the Minion balloon with a banana looks like when Kristin Wiig’s Madeline balloon picked up Kristen Chenoweth #SNLThanksgiving #MacysParade

[Colleen Weiler @Colleenhaha]

Flula Borg has the exact energy I DEMAND from my parade performers! #MacysParade

[Spice Girls @spicegirls]

Happy #Thanksgiving to all our fans in the US!

[Colleen Weiler @Colleenhaha]

Very into the Wonder Bread float #MacysParade

[Colleen Weiler @Colleenhaha]

I’m sorry does Blanco Brown… have a tail? #MacysParade

[Colleen Weiler @Colleenhaha]

I think Smokey the Bear has been working out and it makes me uncomfortable #MacysParade

[Colleen Weiler @Colleenhaha]

I’m applying eye cream while watching the #MacysParade because I am 36.

[Colleen Weiler @Colleenhaha]

Who invited Big Oil to the #MacysParade

[Colleen Weiler @Colleenhaha]

🎶 I’ve got the right Tic-Tacs to turn you on 🎶 #MacysParade