College Bro

Partying my way throught college, Im living the Dream. Snapchat me @college_bro [email protected]

[College Bro @College_Bro_]

Are you a beaver baby? Cause dam

[College Bro @College_Bro_]

Getting drunk is like borrowing happiness from tomorrow

[College Bro @College_Bro_]

It's hard to keep Rollin when all you got is flat tires

[College Bro @College_Bro_]

I don't always drink beer but when I do I do my best to get black out drunk

[College Bro @College_Bro_]

Jealousy gets you no where.

[College Bro @College_Bro_]

I've failed many tests but passed a lot of blunts

[College Bro @College_Bro_]

I only drink on days that end with Y

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Hangover Monday comes after Super Bowl Sunday

[College Bro @College_Bro_]

Skipping class to get drunk

[College Bro @College_Bro_]

I hate being sober

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Beer is good but beers are better

[College Bro @College_Bro_]

I got 99 problems and they all bitches

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Ready for spring break

[College Bro @College_Bro_]

Went to the back to the front of the cop car tonight #TFM

[College Bro @College_Bro_]

Forever standing around the keg

[College Bro @College_Bro_]

Drunk and hungry

[College Bro @College_Bro_]

My couch pulls out but I don't

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Class today<<

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Me studying = every page read take a shot

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Didn't know how good I had it in highschool