Collen van Mlalazi

If u shake me pretty good,, u myt get eye candy

[Collen van Mlalazi @COLLENVANterM]

@loviejaey I do that because I have people like you who are worth it Goon

[Collen van Mlalazi @COLLENVANterM]

@Future_Africa you want to shoot me here too don't you homie

[Collen van Mlalazi @COLLENVANterM]

@loviejaey hahahaha my nigga I'm your male version son... You never look in the mirror and feel average nooo

[Collen van Mlalazi @COLLENVANterM]

@loviejaey homie WE are getting rich... Just don't get caught either...

[Collen van Mlalazi @COLLENVANterM]

This clan deserves a bells

[Collen van Mlalazi @COLLENVANterM]

@loviejaey @NoChillPosts hahahahaha I wud take this job Bra but this means I go to jail if he gets caught

[Chakra Dyan @Wasanga_Mayhem]

"Don’t be afraid to say you messed up, people will always be more understanding of those who admit their faults than of those who pretend+

[Collen van Mlalazi @COLLENVANterM]

Going into a relationship with a dumb chick is like wishing yourself happy birthday every year,, you still alone nigga!

[Collen van Mlalazi @COLLENVANterM]

"@UnrevealedFacts: The urge to correct someone's grammar is a type of OCD."@Laura_Bots ,, we have a situation arie

[African Proverbs @AfricaProverbss]

What we are is God's gift to us. What we become is our gift to God. -Eleanor Powell

[Collen van Mlalazi @COLLENVANterM]

@MissG_kwe @loviejaey @Laura_Bots @tBaG_rOcKster @Future_Africa hahahaha the tbag part... I just saw that

[Collen van Mlalazi @COLLENVANterM]

@MissG_kwe @Laura_Bots @tBaG_rOcKster @loviejaey @Future_Africa it's just late for all of you

[Collen van Mlalazi @COLLENVANterM]

@MissG_kwe @Laura_Bots @loviejaey @Future_Africa me and lovie count as one,, then you shudnt leave your swimming trunks

[UberFacts @UberFacts]

The common female equivalent for “morning wood” is “morning dew.”

[Collen van Mlalazi @COLLENVANterM]

Wisdom dosnt come from bottles or rolling sheet,, comes from the roots of the trees we smoke... I just wanted to mention #stoaner shit

[Collen van Mlalazi @COLLENVANterM]

@MissG_kwe @Laura_Bots @loviejaey @Future_Africa hahahahaha are you ready for us??? No one is ever ready for us 3

[Collen van Mlalazi @COLLENVANterM]

@loviejaey @Laura_Bots @Future_Africa hahahaha how am I not ready?? I gots my swimming shoes on and shits