Chalkbones

White boy from Michigan⚓️ sc:collinmfcarrier

[Chalkbones @CollinCarrier66]

Me:"Hi, I think you dropped something."
Girl:"What?"
Me:"Your standards. Nice to met you, I'm Collin Carrier."

[Chalkbones @CollinCarrier66]

I am currently not living the dream.

[Rep. Ilhan Omar @Ilhan]

Defund ICE.

Fund the USPS.

[the hype @TheHyyyype]

me passing someone: u slow bitch

me being passed: ok speed racer

[Gabe Gurwin @GamingAngelGabe]

Get Eric Andre to replace Ellen, keep show format the same. Also don't change the name

[r @raemskd]

always got it on me

[Booderr @Boooderr]

using blinkers while driving is a sign of weakness 🤷🏼‍♀️

[Chalkbones @CollinCarrier66]

“Doc you’re gonna have to bore punch the hell outta me.” I missed these men

[Chalkbones @CollinCarrier66]

The E-Brake in my car doesn’t work and I just feel like it fits me like that.

[Chalkbones @CollinCarrier66]

@Klebba_59

[Eggs BeneNikt @EggsBenenikt]

People in Port Huron be like “I know a place” then take you to The Roche to breathe cigarette smoke and face all the people from high school you don’t wanna see again

[Booderr @Boooderr]

why doesn’t she like hearing all my dinosaur facts? they’re dinosaur facts.

[Adrian @PlutohSkiii]

The real debate

[sleepy indica🍃 @fhashafasz]

How to be funny:

1.Divorced parents
2.Depressed
3.Childhood trauma
4.All of the above

If you're not on the list,no bro,you're not funny.

[Chalkbones @CollinCarrier66]

I’m mf’s

[Matt "Matt" Watson @matthwatson]

Fuck just want her back so bad

[Chalkbones @CollinCarrier66]

@Boooderr When I came home I was the one sleeping on couches

[Chalkbones @CollinCarrier66]

@danktarantula You gotta make bops son

[Chalkbones @CollinCarrier66]

This goes to show how good they got it. They’re complaining about the wifi now.