Collin Osborne

Shake n Bake

[Laura Hudson 🇨🇦 @latterdaylaura]

My super strong parenting opinion is that while the kids are awake, you come last.

No spending all of Saturday golfing. That’s family time. 6 am tee time only, maybe.

Wanna go to the gym? Go after the kids go to bed, or wake up at 5.

In a few short years, they’ll be out of the house and you’ll have all the time in the world for your own stuff. It’s okay to come last for a while.

[Justin Morissette 👊🏻 @JustinMoris]

I believe the A&W Guy could fully reshape the NDP into a national juggernaut. Find me a Canadian more powerfully associated with the colour orange currently

[Collin Osborne @CollinOsborne]

Thanks I felt pretty young until #MyXAnniversary

[belle DONT VOTE 4 PAUL BAKER @laszlokisser]

I read this in his voice

[Dildo Gaggins @DildoGaggins89]

Legitimately one of the funniest memes that's come out of this election

[Kyle Mann @The_Kyle_Mann]

"Why didn't they just, like, take the Eagles into Mordor?"

"Joe, it wouldn't work. Wouldn't work. Sauron has the NAZGUL."

"But wait wait wait - they couldn't just fly around them?"

"Have you seen the Nazgul, Joe? Huge. They were unbelievable. You know, too, if an Eagle had the One Ring - bam. Now you have a Dark Lord Eagle. Complete and total disaster."

[Ashley Talks Comics! @ComicGirlAshley]

Sony, now is the time to put Morbius in theatres again. For real this time. The bar has been lowered, i mean, the people still crave Morbius. We'll all go see it this time. No fooling.

[Kat/Auggie 🌷 @NekoKat14]

brings me to tears every time

[Collin Osborne @CollinOsborne]

@TheFFBallers Chris Olave

[Seizures @5eizures]

sorry man you can just toss that in the back

[Collin Osborne @CollinOsborne]

Walking around my house belting out BBL Drizzy lately

[Super Earth Ministry of Truth @Ministry_HD2]

Truth Statement: Since the negotiations have concluded and their result is satisfactory. The Ministry of Truth announces that it is resuming its usual activity as well as its full support to Super Earth High Command.

We are proud of every single one of you. You have defended our democratic values not only on the battlefield but also in civilian life.

Remember, the Truth has no borders. Let's keep spreading it.

[Dr. M.F. Khan @Dr_TheHistories]

Breaking News !!!

After a lot of negotiations and talks, rejections and denials, the Director of the British Museum in London, Nicholas Cullinan, just announced the decision of the Board of Trustees of the Museum to return to Athens, and in particular to the Acropolis Museum, all the Parthenon sculptures, as a permanent loan.

The exhibition in London will close by the end of December 2025 and the Sculptures will be transferred to Athens by October 2026.

The British government and the Buckingham Palace have made no statements yet.

#drthehistories

[dr. nuke goulash @jollystniko]

Dune Messiah will have to be an insane departure from the text otherwise it’s gonna be 120 min straight of philosophical dialoguing and then a nuke explodes

[dan diffendale @diffendale]

well, this is big.

[Collin Osborne @CollinOsborne]

@KevinKoolxHalo SES Aegis of Glory

[Stupendous Snart @StupendousSnart]

I love finding tiktoks and immedietally alligning them to one of my ocs