Collin Jarvis

UC Berkeley '15. Stealth Belt Inc. VP 🌊 #NoColonStillRollin

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@PokerGO @DougPolkVids @Chris_D_Brewer Idk what y’all are talking about, brewer has some great runs.. guy ran like 4:02 for the mile in college

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@Chris_D_Brewer Told you

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@TannersDadAndy @nickwillis Racewalking…?

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@Gladwell I like where your heads at

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Every time I come back to Twitter I forget everything I’ve ever written here. Assuming the trend continues, I’ll come back and read this exact tweet in like 6-8 months as if it were for the first time. Hey, future me! 2020 has been pretty lame so far, how’s 2021 going?

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@NBCSports get this garbage press conference off the feed. We see enough of this clown every day, go back to the trials

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@RunjpRun @FueledbyLOLZ @karagoucher Give me a break... comparing doping to advancements in tech? Really? Was it morally wrong to switch Steel frame bikes with carbon fiber? What about Old leather shoes and cinder tracks with spikes and mondo?
Stop with the false equivalencies, it’s cringe worthy.

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@TonyCasey_ @Kanew @AOC Ok. Stop buying Adidas gear and start making your own clothes then. 🙄

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Ostomy does not stop California runner at Servus Edmonton Marathon https://t.co/v1RisQBK0o

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My hair walked so @craigathor’s could run @FloTrack

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@Chris_D_Brewer @erica_glennon I did have a hair journey, that’s for sure

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Today I realized that having an ice maker on my new fridge means I’ll never have to decide if the rogue ice cube I drop on the floor is clean enough to put in my drink. #movingup

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It’s been far more comfortable to watch the Boston Marathon than it was to run it, but the #fomo… https://t.co/gd7DIkAK1G

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@stealthbelt #squad unwinding after a wound care conference 😎 So thankful to work with this… https://t.co/JwURTDxPWS

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@lelandlater My sentiments exactly

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@elonmusk @realDonaldTrump your 100x worse than China. Step up ur game

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I am excited and honored to announce that I will be the keynote speaker this Sunday at the 13th… https://t.co/CHei2iQWb0

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All these @tide ads are making me hungry

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If you’re an adult and you still think eating laundry detergent is a good idea, you have my full support. #TidePods